“Okay.” He zipped up his jeans and calmly opened the door and got out, throwing his shirt casually over his shoulder. “Can I help you, sir?” I heard him say.
“I need your girlfriend out too.” The cop shone his flashlight back into the car, peering through the open door, probably hoping for a peek at some sexy teenage girl huddled half naked in the front seat. “Well, well, well,” he said when he got a good look at me.
I got out and walked around the car to join Adam, my fists shoved deep into my pockets. He was leaning against the hood of the car and winked at me when I shuffled up next to him.
The cop played his flashlight down and back up, taking in our disheveled look and Adam’s bare chest and makeup that he hadn’t bothered to remove after the show. Adam had to be cold.
“Uh, uh, uh. Do your parents know you’re out here diddlin’ each other?”
“Diddling?” Adam said.
I shot him a look. He seemed amused by the whole thing.
Adam smiled. “We hadn’t exactly gotten to diddling yet. We were just warming up to that.”
The cop eyed Adam, looking a little more pissed than he had at first. He shook his head slowly. “I don’t know what this world is coming to.” He let that sit there for a moment before continuing. “Listen, you’re a couple of good-lookin’ boys. Why don’t you find some nice girls to screw and keep your hands off of each other’s dicks?”
Adam furrowed his brow. “I don’t think I can do that, sir.”
Jeez. Why didn’t he shut up? He was gonna get us shot, or worse, hauled into jail, where they were sure to call our parents. As if reading my mind, he glanced at me and winked again.
The cop examined Adam’s driver’s license with his flashlight. With the light off us, Adam found my hand and gave it a squeeze. “You boys are pretty lucky I’m the one who interrupted your little party,” the cop said as he handed the license back to Adam and shone the light in our faces again. “Another officer, or even some of these kids who run around causing trouble, might have busted you up a bit.” He stared at us to make sure we understood the point he was making. “This is a family community, boys. Go home.”
“A family community. Right,” Adam said, slipping his wallet back into his pocket. There was no longer an ounce of humor in his voice.
I hadn’t spoken a word and didn’t even realize I’d been holding my breath until I got back in the car. As soon as Adam closed his door, I hit the locks and sucked in a deep breath. My heart was still racing from the adrenaline. If I survived this evening without a coronary, it would be a miracle.
I couldn’t believe it when Adam leaned over and kissed me passionately on the lips. “Have you fucking lost your mind?”
He laughed, turned the key, and pulled on his shirt; then he adjusted the heater before he put the car in drive. “He was totally checking you out. Didn’t you see?”
“No, he wasn’t.” I glanced uneasily at the cop car still idling at the edge of the parking lot.
He stroked the stubble on my chin. “Are you kidding me? I thought I was totally going to have to defend your honor.” He backed the car out into the parking lot. “All right, Clyde,” he said, putting the car in drive and turning the wheel sharply, “let’s get you home before our man in blue there gets carried away by the green-eyed monster. Because I’m not sharing.”
Chapter 11
The rest of the month passed in agonizing, heart-rending, mind-screaming seconds, minutes, and days. There were too few phone calls from Adam and too many from me, most of which ended in a one-sided conversation with Adam’s voicemail, and with me trying desperately but failing miserably to not sound needy and a little pathetic. He Skyped at night, always late, and almost always from the bathroom. There were those nights that he was so tired, he just said good night, then headed off to bed. I sometimes waited all day to talk to him, and that was all I got—a few seconds with the guy I loved sitting on a toilet.
The job helped.
A little.
Actually, not much at all.
August 22
His flight arrived at the gate two minutes early at 10:32. I met him at baggage claim, but he had only a carry-on, so by 10:47 we were all over each other in my car in the parking garage. I couldn’t believe he was here. I wanted to look at him, touch him, kiss him. No. That wasn’t quite right. I wanted to devour him.
“Can we go someplace?” he asked, breathless.
I groped blindly for the key already in the ignition, anxious to get him alone but reluctant to let him go long enough to get him there. “My house,” I breathed into his mouth, allowing my hands to travel across as many parts of him as possible before I let go. “Mom left right after I did. She’s taking Grandma to visit her sister.”
I pulled up to the curb, and we raced each other to the front door. I fumbled with the key even as we kissed. He bit my ear and pressed me against the door, his eagerness for me and mine for him grown so obvious that we should have been plastered with a warning label like they put on aerosol cans. Caution: Contents under pressure.
“Hurry up,” Adam breathed, his hands under my shirt now, his fingers raking across my chest.
“I’m trying, but you’re distracting me.”
“It’s just a key.”
“I know it’s just a key, but I can’t get it in the damn hole.”
He giggled and turned me so I was facing the door. “Now concentrate,” he said, then slipped his fingers beneath the waistband of my shorts, making it impossible for me to carry out my mission, except that somehow I did. I pushed the door in with my shoulder and we stumbled across the threshold, still groping at each other and panting.
“SURPRISE!”
HONK.
I gasped as Mom and Grandma, Juliet and Mike, and Gaby and Warren (another former leading lady slash mistaken romantic rival and her talented actor boyfriend—Adam’s friends, and now mine too) suddenly appeared from around the corner, all with party hats and horns poised at their lips. And then just as suddenly the room went utterly silent. Adam quietly removed his hands from my pants and slid behind me.
Mom blushed and turned away, but Juliet took a good long look at my lap and laughed. “Looks like the party started early.”
“Do you mind?” I said.
“Not at all,” she said.
I gave Mike a pleading look and he covered Juliet’s eyes. Not exactly what I had in mind, but, okay. Thank goodness Gaby had the good manners to look away.
“All right, everybody, show’s over,” Grandma said, herding everybody toward the dining room. “Time for cake.” Turning back and in a voice that bubbled with amusement, she told us she was lighting the candles and we had about one minute to put those things, as she called them, away.
Adam snickered behind me and kissed my neck.
“Just kill me now,” I said.
He laughed. “Here, let me help you put that away. Grandma’s orders.”
“Quit that,” I said, twisting away and trying not to be too loud, but laughing anyway. “Shit.”
“I guess your mom didn’t leave after all.”
“The liar.” I shook out my shorts and tried to get everything back in its place. Adam looked down and stuck his lower lip out in a pout. I strummed his lip with my finger and grinned. “You are so getting some of that later.”
He