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Автор: T.M. Alexander
Издательство: Ingram
Серия: Tribe
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isbn: 9781848122994
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      T. M. Alexander likes short words more than long ones and spinach more than cabbage. She writes in a little room hidden away behind a secret door that’s disguised as a bookcase. If the door ever gets stuck she will never be seen again.

      Find out more at www.tmalexander.com

      Get to know the Tribers at

      www.tribers.co.uk

      Have you read these other Tribe books?

      A Thousand Water Bombs

      Labradoodle on the Loose

      Monkey Bars and Rubber Ducks

       For Otter, Wib and Boo

      First published in Great Britain in 2009:

       by Piccadilly Press Ltd,

       5 Castle Road, London NW1 8PR

       www.piccadillypress.co.uk

      Previously published as:

       Jonno Joins © T.M. Alexander, 2009 This edition published 2012

      Text copyright © T.M. Alexander, 2009

      All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording or otherwise, without the prior permission of the copyright owner.

      The right of T.M. Alexander to be identified as Author of this work has been asserted by her in accordance with the Copyright, Designs and Patents Act, 1988.

      A catalogue record for this book is available from the British Library.

      ISBN: 978 1 84812 293 2 (paperback)

       eISBN: 978 1 84812 299 4

      1 3 5 7 9 10 8 6 4 2

      Printed and bound by CPI Group (UK) Ltd, Croydon, CR0 4YY

       Cover design by Patrick Knowles

       Cover illustration by Sue Hellard

      Contents

       Jonno Joins

       day one of the summer term

       getting rid of Newboy

       the human wall

       Copper Pie cops it

       tea with the enemy

       clumsy clot

       team talk

       operation: save Copper Pie

       Alley Cats

       a bit of bother

       a true and faithful account

       Tribe initiation

       a load of useless ideas

       treats, talk or torture

       happy birthday!

       facing the mob

       late home

       Bribes, Beetles, Bark and Bobotie

       being a Triber

       a shock in assembly

       an opportunity knocks

       hands up for Jonno

       a pig’s breakfast

       the trial

       hermit crab

       summoning the executioner

       at Jonno’s

       please let the ground swallow me . . .

       Tribe tea at Fifty’s

       the Tribers all want to say one last thing

       Jonno Joins

       day one of the summer term

      You never know what’s round the corner. My mum says that all the time.

      When I was small, I used to think she was giving me a warning. I thought she meant that you should watch out in case you turn a corner and get caught up in the middle of an army of purple aliens clambering back on to the mother ship, and disappear FOREVER. Even though I thought it was unlikely, I would find myself slowing down e v e r s o s l i g h t l y at corners until I had a proper view ahead. As soon as I saw the coast was clear, I’d speed up again. I don’t do that now of course, because I understand she means that you never know what’s going to happen next. It’s not about luck or un-luck because Mum says it when someone’s won the lottery and when someone’s died. It’s just a fact.

      And the fact of my story is that something’s come round my corner and all of a sudden I’m part of it, and it feels important, so I’m keeping a record of how it started.

      Actually it began with a kind of alien – a new boy. I expect our teacher (she’s called Miss Walsh) introduced him and told us to be nice and all that, but if she did, I didn’t take any of it in. Don’t get the wrong idea, I’m actually a bit of a nerd, but I only listen to the interesting bits. The in-between stuff that teachers like to say but I don’t need to hear gets separated off and binned, like