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wrestled with herself. She was a woman of great will-power and accustomed to triumph over the weaknesses of the flesh. After a while her eyes opened. She had forced herself, against the evidence of her senses, to recognize that this was a platform on which she stood and not a deck.

       There was a pause. Algy, damped, was temporarily out of action, and his friends had for the moment nothing to remark. "I'm afraid you had a trying journey, mother," said Derek. "The train was very late."

       "Now, train-sickness," said Algy, coming to the surface again, "is a thing lots of people suffer from. Never could understand it myself."

       "I've never had a touch of train-sickness," said Ronny.

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       "Oh, I have," said Freddie. "I've often felt rotten on a train. I get floating spots in front of my eyes and a sort of heaving sensation,

       and everything kind of goes black...." "Mr. Rooke!"

       "Eh?"

       "I should be greatly obliged if you would keep those confidences for the ear of your medical adviser."

       "Freddie," intervened Derek hastily, "my mother's rather tired. Do you think you could be going ahead and getting a taxi?" "My dear old chap, of course! Get you one in a second. Come along, Algy. Pick up the old waukeesis, Ronny."

       And Freddie, accompanied by his henchmen, ambled off, well pleased with himself. He had, he felt, helped to break the ice for Derek and had seen him safely through those awkward opening stages. Now he could totter off with a light heart and get a bite of lunch.

       Lady Underhill's eyes glittered. They were small, keen, black eyes, unlike Derek's, which were large and brown. In[21] their other features the two were obviously mother and son. Each had the same long upper lip, the same thin, firm mouth, the prominent chin which was a family characteristic of the Underhills, and the jutting Underhill nose. Most of the Underhills came into the world looking as though they meant to drive their way through life like a wedge.

       "A little more," she said tensely, "and I should have struck those unspeakable young men with my umbrella. One of the things I have never been able to understand, Derek, is why you should have selected that imbecile Rooke as your closest friend."

       Derek smiled tolerantly.

       "It was more a case of him selecting me. But Freddie is quite a good fellow really. He's a man you've got to know." "I have not got to know him, and I thank heaven for it!"

       "He's a very good-natured fellow. It was decent of him to put me up at the Albany while our house was let. By the way, he has some seats for the first night of a new piece this evening. He suggested that we might all dine at the Albany and go on to the theatre." He hesitated a moment. "Jill will be there," he said, and felt easier now that her name had at last come into the talk. "She's longing to meet you."

       "Then why didn't she meet me?"

       "Here, do you mean? At the station? Well, I--I wanted you to see her for the first time in pleasanter surroundings."

       "Oh!" said Lady Underhill shortly.

       It is a disturbing thought that we suffer in this world just as much by being prudent and taking precautions as we do by being rash

       and impulsive and acting as the spirit moves us. If Jill had been permitted by her wary fiance to come with him to the station to meet his mother it is certain that much trouble would have been avoided. True, Lady Underhill would probably have been rude to her in the opening stages of the interview, but she would not have been alarmed and suspicious; or, rather, the vague suspicion which she had been feeling would not have solidified, as it did now into definite certainty of the worst. All that Derek had effected by his careful diplomacy had been to convince his mother that he considered his bride-elect something to be broken gently to her.

       She stopped and faced him.

       "Who is she?" she demanded. "Who is this girl?"[22]

       Derek flushed.

       "I thought I made everything clear in my letter."

       "You made nothing clear at all."

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       "By your leave!" chanted a porter behind them, and a baggage-truck clove them apart.

       "We can't talk in a crowded station," said Derek irritably. "Let me get you to the taxi and take you to the hotel.... What do you want to know about Jill?"

       "Everything. Where does she come from? Who are her people? I don't know any Mariners."

       "I haven't cross-examined her," said Derek stiffly. "But I do know that her parents are dead. Her father was an American."

       "American!"

       "Americans frequently have daughters, I believe."

       "There is nothing to be gained by losing your temper," said Lady Underhill with steely calm.

       "There is nothing to be gained, as far as I can see, by all this talk," retorted Derek. He wondered vexedly why his mother always had this power of making him lose control of himself. He hated to lose control of himself. It upset him, and blurred that vision which he liked to have of himself as a calm, important man superior to ordinary weaknesses. "Jill and I are engaged, and there is an end to it."

       "Don't be a fool," said Lady Underhill, and was driven away by another baggage-truck. "You know perfectly well," she resumed, returning to the attack, "that your marriage is a matter of the greatest concern to me and to the whole of the family."

       "Listen, mother!" Derek's long wait on the draughty platform had generated an irritability which overcame the deep-seated awe of his mother which was the result of years of defeat in battles of the will. "Let me tell you in a few words all that I know of Jill, and then we'll drop the subject. In the first place, she is a lady. Secondly, she has plenty of money...."

       "The Underhills do not need to marry for money." "I am not marrying for money!"

       "Well, go on."

       "I have already described to you in my letter--very inadequately, but I did my best--what she looks like. Her sweetness, her lovable-ness, all the subtle things about her[23] which go to make her what she is, you will have to judge for yourself."

       "I intend to!"

       "Well, that's all, then. She lives with her uncle, a Major Selby...." "Major Selby? What regiment?"

       "I didn't ask him," snapped the goaded Derek. "And, in the name of heaven, what does it matter? If you are worrying about Major

       Selby's social standing, I may as well tell you that he used to know father." "What! When? Where?"

       "Years ago. In India, when father was at Simla." "Selby? Selby? Not Christopher Selby?"

       "Oh, you remember him?"

       "I certainly remember him! Not that he and I ever met, but your father often spoke of him."

       Derek was relieved. It was abominable that this sort of thing should matter, but one had to face facts, and, as far as his mother was concerned, it did. The fact that Jill's uncle had known his dead father would make all the difference to Lady Underhill.

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       "Christopher Selby!" said Lady Underhill reflectively. "Yes! I have often heard your father speak of him. He was the man who gave

       your father an I.O.U. to pay a card debt, and redeemed it with a cheque which was returned by the bank!" "What!"

       "Didn't you hear what I said? I will repeat it, if you wish." "There must have been some mistake."

       "Only the one your father made when he trusted the man." "It must have been some other fellow."

       "Of course!" said Lady Underhill satirically. "No doubt your father knew hundreds of Christopher Selbys!" Derek bit his lip.

       "Well, after all," he said doggedly, "whether it's true or not...."

       "I see no reason why your father should not have spoken the truth."

       "All right. We'll say it is true, then. But what does it matter? I am marrying Jill, not her uncle."

       "Nevertheless, it would be pleasanter if