“Naw. What’s the satellite?”
“Task force. Us, the Feds, Staties. They’re after crank shufflers, X-men.” Bob shrugged. “Run by Gordie Weeks. You know Gordie?”
“Nope. Good guy?”
“Well, one time I was shopping down the Tower Mall. Gordie got into the revolving door behind me but he came out ahead of me.” Bob laughed. “Gordie’s very … quick. They say he plays table tennis with himself.”
“Ah,” Ray Tate shook his head. “Ah fuck.”
Chapter 2
The skipper loved the early morning hours. They were productive and he prowled the desks and closets of the midtown satellite office. The long, dim drive in from the northern suburbs helped clear his head on the mornings when he battled a hangover and couldn’t face the sun. There were plenty of strip plazas with doughnut joints studded into them and, if he needed to, on really bad days he could find a washroom to puke in.
But it had been a good week. He’d found a matchbook from an Indian casino and a tube of bright red lipstick under the seat of a car signed out to one of the city slobs. The slob had booked off sick the previous week. The skipper had calculated the mileage to the casino, checked it against the slob’s daily expense sheets and the odometer, and called the security office down there. Now there was an empty desk in the tactical office.
He’d picked the lock on Djuna Brown the Statie’s desk and found it empty except for a stained tampon and note reading, “Fuck You, You Fat Irish Fuck.”
“Nice job, Gordie,” the Big Chan’s new deputy had told him when the city slob had been written out. “This is what we want to see. We call it personnel disenhancement.”
“Yeah, but now I’m short-handed.” The skipper was aware that how high he went depended on how many there were stacked below him. “I’m down a guy.”
The dep laughed. He sounded like he hadn’t laughed in a long time and was out of practice but was getting the hang of it. “Short-handed for what? You guys aren’t actually doing anything, right?”
“Well, the bosses want us to take down this mutt, Captain Cook.”
“Just kidding, Gordo,” the newly minted dep said.
Then he called back: “We got a guy we’re sending you tomorrow, beef up the roster.” He paused. “The guy we’re sending you, he’s your top target. Orders from Beijing.”
The skipper felt a sinking feeling but he kept his voice casual. “What is he? What’s his degeneracy? Booze? Little chickies? Goats?”
“Don’t knock goats, Gordo. Goats is … If you haven’t tried it, don’t knock it, right?”
“What is he, then?”
“Well, he’s a gunner.” The dep hung up quickly and the skipper could tell he was smiling.
The next morning the interoffice line buzzed. “Skip? There’s … ah …” the receptionist faltered. “Ah, a party here? To see you?”
“Buzz him through.”
“If you say so.”
Through the glass window of his office the skipper recognized Ray Tate behind the straggly, grey-shot hair and the beard dripping down his face. Even in the lumpy sweatshirts and the windbreaker the skipper could see where stress had burrowed into Tate’s body and chewed its way out. In the media photos he’d looked buff and robust, a perfect poster cop. Now he looked like a fucked-out degenerate in sweatpants and a ratty sweatshirt hanging down under his windbreaker.
Tate stood in the doorway of the satellite office and looked around at the half dozen vacant desks, at the criminal organization charts tacked to the wall, at piles of mug shots and fuzzy surveillance photos of mutts. There were posters of various pills, warning that “Speed Kills,” and observing that “Ecstasy. Isn’t.” A close-up of a woman’s ravaged face was blown up and framed above the base radio: she had no teeth, corroded pits in her face, and straggling hair balding from the front. Block handwriting read: “Don’t Forget Your Mom on Mother’s Day.” There was a blown up photograph of a pile of pink pills with interlocking Cs stamped into them and under the pills a question mark.
Off to the side were photographs with “Captain Cook Crew” printed above them. The top box showed a question mark over a happy face. Beneath it was a surveillance photograph of a long-haired, middle-aged man with a badly burned face. The man, identified as Philip Harvey, wore a long, black leather trench coat and sunglasses hooked into his sweater neck. He glared directly into the camera as he walked out of a strip club. A handwritten note read M/I/XV followed by a series of exclamation marks and the 24/7 phone number for the SWAT teams. The M/I stood for Mentally Incompetent, the XV stood for Extreme Violence. Branched off from the burned man were assorted men and women, most of them young, all of them in groups with their faces circled in black ink and numbered.
With a rat’s toothy bon homie the skipper bounded out of his office and across the room, his hand out. “Fuck me. Ray Tate. They told me I was getting a first-rate guy, but … well, holy fuck. A real cop, for a change.” He shook his head as he pumped Ray Tate’s hand with one hand and hustled his holstered sidearm with the other. “Gordie Weeks. Welcome to the Crank Squad. Let’s get coffee.”
* * *
The Chemical Squad was housed on the ninth floor in a commercial building. The upper floors had a long, clear view to Lake Michigan. Visitors who stumbled onto the ninth floor were greeted with a bland, long corridor with light green doors down either side. Each door had a number pad. Each door, if someone knocked on it, was found to be steel instead of the flimsy hollow cores of the other doors in the building. Video surveillance cameras peeked out of the ceiling tiles. When someone stepped off the elevator a red-headed receptionist instantly appeared, as though coincidentally, from the first door on the right-hand side. She wore a small automatic pistol under her secretarial garb and a panic button disguised as a funky bracelet on her left wrist.
When the skipper and Ray Tate came out of the tactical room the redhead was whispering into a headset and keeping an eye on the hall monitors.
“Gloria, we’re going for some caffeine. Half hour, okay? I’m on the cell.”
She nodded and made a note. She stared at Tate.
“This is Ray Tate. The last real cop. He’s going to be with us so don’t get all tactical when he comes in, okay? He’s one of the good guys.” He winked at her and said to Tate, “Watch out for Gloria. She’s got two forty-fives. She’s also got a gun.”
The red-headed woman stared at the skipper without expression. The skipper was shrugging into his suit coat at the elevator when the doors opened. A tiny black woman in a smudged, stained pantsuit was leaning bonelessly against the back wall, looking as though she’d just jolted awake from nine floors of deep sleep. She had almost white bleached hair that exploded from her head. The butt of a holstered compact automatic pistol hiked her ghastly jacket above her hip. Her face was thin and the colour of scummy, forgotten coffee. Her eyes had an Asian, catlike slant. She’d made herself up by stabbing a tube of lipstick at her face, giving her mouth an arterial aspect. With effort she detached herself from the wall and stared dully at the skipper until he moved out of her way. She passed them and shuffled ghostly past the receptionist. She wore tiny embroidered slippers.
When the elevator doors closed the skipper hit the ground floor button and shook his head. “Dyke. A Statie.”
Tate noticed he was gnawing his lip and blinking rapidly at the crack of elevator door.
Across the street they made their way through the breakfast crowd and sat at the farthest booth. The skipper held two fingers up to the counterman. When coffee was delivered the skipper poured an inch of sugar into his cup. “You know anything about us? About our satellite? That’s okay. Nobody does. The Feds put in