“I wouldn’t bank on it,” replied Bliss, recalling Daphne’s admonition about Mavis Longbottom’s culinary skills.
“Anyway,” continued Donaldson, shaking his head in dismay, “I still don’t know what came over Patterson to set you up like that.”
“I do,” said Samantha, jumping in. “He was jealous. He was in line for the D.I.’s job until Dave came along. The only thing he could do was scare him off, and he got Mason to do his dirty work ... But you weren’t scared were you, Dave?”
“No,” he said, hoping it sounded convincing, adding, “Patterson put the message on the computer, but Mason followed me, and Mason set fire to the ...”
“Inspector Bliss,” a familiar voice interrupted and he turned to see White, the Gazette reporter advancing on him.
“Mr. White ...” he started, rising with outstretched hand, still fascinated by the little man’s weirdly mismatched head and body.
“Oh. I see you’ve met at last,” said the receptionist in passing.
“Sorry ...” said Bliss. “I don’t understand.”
She stopped. “This was the gentleman who was enquiring about you last week. I told you. Remember?”
The funny looking man delving through the register – trying to discover if he was from London. Of course, Bliss said to himself, as everything fell into place, it had been White trying to get background information for his article on the new man in town. “Well, well, Mr. White,” he smiled, realising that the last of his fears had evaporated into thin air. “We meet again. Please join us. I might have a scoop for you.”
Chapter Seventeen
A phone call had summoned Superintendent Donaldson back to the police station after the steak bordelaise, just seconds before the steamed chocolate sponge pudding with custard. “Probably for the best,” he had said, cradling his paunch, though his tone had been less than convincing. “The Assistant Chief wants to discuss Patterson’s future,” he had added, cupping his hand to Bliss’s ear. “Pat’s finished. He’ll be lucky if he doesn’t get six months inside.”
Samantha had gone in search of a phone, (“I’ll check with the forensic lab – they said lunchtime.”). And Bliss, alone, relaxed with a large Cognac and a curious sense of great achievement, as if Mandy’s murderer had been caught and the Dauntsey riddle had been solved. Thank God for Daphne, he mused, mentally raising a glass, realising that had she not recorded the Volvo’s number he would still be cringing in terror at every unexpected noise. And, he wondered, how many times he had cringed unnecessarily in the past six months; how many innocuous letters and phone calls had been treated as suspicious; how many entirely innocent people had answered a knock at their door to find a fully armed assault squad because, ten minutes earlier, they had quietly put the phone down when they should have said, “Sorry – wrong number.” But the drained bank account? That was no mistake – somebody had swiped a little over four thousand quid. Or was it paranoia? Could it have been a bent bank employee? There was definitely no mistake about the bomb. What had the anti-terrorist commander said? “Bombs on front doorsteps are scarcer than lottery jackpots. And a thug like him won’t give up until he’s succeeded, or we take him out.”
Just the thought of the bomb had him edgy, his eyes darting around the crowded room. Stop it – for fuck’s sake stop it, he said to himself. He’s not here, he never was here – not in Westchester. It was Patterson pulling Mason’s strings – “You owe me big time – unless you’d rather do a stretch ...?” It was Mason in the Volvo and the reporter asking the questions. Get over it, he told himself, but knowing Mason was out of the picture didn’t stop him from scanning the faces in the room: bulbous-nosed businessmen with serious drinks and high cholesterol diets, stressed salesmen struggling to keep up the appearance of success: Who would buy from a failure? “Just look at those expenses! You ate at the Mitre!” “You think I enjoy that?” And, off to one side, a party of women in smart business suits mimicking the men. Super saleswomen, guessed Bliss, Avon or Amway. Hyping each other with over-blown sales achievements and stupendous commission claims – just like the men. And by the front door, on his way in, Jonathon Dauntsey and the Swedish receptionist cum waitress, waving in Bliss’s direction. He buried his head – That’s all I need, Dauntsey rampaging about the police strong-arming a confession out of his old mother.
Jonathon, pale, drawn and exhausted, floundered his way through the busy restaurant, colliding with the backs of chairs and narrowly avoiding a heavily laden waiter. But the sight of Bliss seemed to steady him. “Ah. Inspector. I was hoping to bump into you,” he said, fetching up at the table with practised nonchalance; as if he hadn’t been frantically scouring the town for him for several hours; as if he hadn’t been up all night plotting a course.
“Yes, Mr. Dauntsey,” said Bliss, struggling not to compound the situation by incivility. “What do you want?”
Jonathon pulled himself upright, held his wrists together obligingly in front of him and proclaimed loudly, “I want to confess to a murder.”
A collective gasp brought conversations to a skidding halt and the whole room closed in around them.
Bliss dropped his head back into his hands. “I was having such a good day ...” then he looked up. “We’ve already been through this, Jonathon. You got bail – remember?”
“But that was for killing my father. This is for another one.”
Bliss sharpened up with a horrible thought. “Oh God. Please don’t tell me you’ve put your mother out of her misery.”
“No, of course not, Inspector.”
“Well who have you killed this time then?”
“The man in the attic, of course. I murdered him.”
Bliss knew the required response, the catechism according to the Police and Criminal Evidence Act: Jonathon Dauntsey. I am arresting you for the murder of Captain David Tippen. You are not obliged to say anything, etc. But the scene was so ridiculous he couldn’t bring himself to begin. “Sit down and have a glass of wine, Jonathon, you look as though you need it. And for Christ’s sake put your hands down. I haven’t any handcuffs with me and if I did I wouldn’t use them.”
“Righty-oh, Inspector,” said Jonathon, with a lilt of achievement. “As your prisoner, I would be more than happy to do whatever you ask.”
“Cut the crap. Just sit down and tell me exactly how you killed Tippen.”
Samantha tried interrupting from a distance, unaware of the reason for the hiatus. “Dave ... ” she called, semaphoring with the handset of a phone.
“Hang on a minute, Sam ... sorry ... Samantha,” he replied. Adding, in muted tones, “Jonathon’s just confessing to another murder.”
“You’re mocking me,” complained Dauntsey.
“Get on with it – How did you kill him?”
“Aren’t you going to caution me?”
“I’d rather kick you in the ... Oh never mind. Yes.
Consider yourself cautioned. Now, how did you do it?”
“I shot him.”
“Where?”
“In his room.”
“No. I meant – where in his body?”
“His head of course.”
“Jonathon. I hate to disappoint you, and I really have enjoyed your little story, but aren’t you overlooking the fact he’s been dead at least forty years.”
“Forty-four, to be precise.”
“So you would have been eight at the time.”