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Автор: Shimmer Chinodya
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isbn: 9781779221834
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be late? And why has his sister Tindo not called him? Damn it, the home phone is dead. He thinks he remembers seeing the unpaid phone bills. What on earth was Veronica up to when he was away? Letting the accounts go do the dogs?

      In the road a combi going to the city stops to drop off some commuters. On the spur of the moment he flags it and runs to catch it. The combi is full. He wriggles into half a seat near the door. The fat woman with a bag of maize on her lap refuses to budge. The hwindi slides the door shut and leans against the door and over him, in a position that only hwindis can endure. Farai reaches into his back pocket for the fare. He fishes out a note and holds it up. The hwindi glances at the note and nonchalantly looks away.

      ‘What is the fare?’ Farai asks the fat woman and she frowns and shifts the bag of maize to another knee. A little schoolboy going to the afternoon ‘hot seat’ class and with a haircut like Ticha’s raises three quick fingers at him and he fishes again into his pockets, extracts a sheaf of notes, plucks two more and holds them up. The hwindi snatches them up, somewhat appeased.

      The combi disgorges its passengers right in front of the public toilets at the western terminus. Back on his feet he pauses to check his bearings. The shock of the crowd blasts through him like speakers at a disco. A foul stink blows out from the wretched toilets. In the large sinks on the back walls of the latrines women strapped up in zambias rinse fist-sized tomatoes, fat carrots and rich green spinach. Tables are loaded with oranges, bananas, apples and pears. Over open gas fires enterprising vendors serve sadza, chicken, matumbu and guru to jacketed and suited young bureaucrats with bright impatient ties while municipal police look on. He almost collides with a blind man wearing dark glasses. Combis rev in rows; advancing and reversing, reversing and advancing as if it is their job to taunt the crowd and keep it in check. The touting of hwindis and the vendors is deafening.

      He feels trapped. He steps out of the terminus and leaves the noise behind him. He ascends the new pedestrian fly-over smeared already with the slogans of the season, and steeped with the inevitable smell of human waste, past a cluster of fast-food shops, round First Street with its chic boutiques, banks and restaurants, through the Police Headquarters car park to the Customs Office, where his sister Tindo works.

      He has been here several times before, so he knows his way around. He bolts up the stairs past protesting commissionaires to the offices on the top floor.

      Tindo is sitting at her laptop computer, inspecting a heap of files. Her door is wide open and he marches right in.

      ‘Mwana wamaivangu!’ she yells and he grabs her from her seat and hugs her tightly.

      Oh how nice to hug your mother’s daughter, to hold someone you know in your arms, here, far from the maddening crowd below. Tindo is his youngest sister, the sibling he taught the ABC and 1 + 1, and with whom he went hunting maroro in the vleis of their childhood. She had helped look after their mother when she died, sleeping on the same bed with her, washing her clothes, shaving her head and braving the smells of cancer. Later, after both their parents died, he had supported Tindo at university and then helped she and her husband raise money for a loan to build their own house.

      ‘Busy as usual,’ he laughs, and adds, dramatically. ‘Wena uzaba uCompany Secretary! Look at you. Laptop, phone, coffee-maker, fridge. Next we’ll hear you’re the Acting Deputy Managing Director.’

      ‘Kutyei? It’s what our mom and dad wanted, isn’t it? Isn’t it why we spent days weeding in the rain?’

      ‘I don’t suppose you have any hot stuff around, do you?’

      ‘No, no. We don’t stock such things, and it’s too early anyway. Do you want a cup of coffee, or tea?’

      ‘Nikisi, Bantu. I don’t want tea hobvu inovhuna spoon, like those mapostori veku Gwehava. Mapostori ari nani.’*

      ‘Is that why you are now sporting dreadlocks?’

      ‘I forgot to pack my afro comb in my bags when I left.’

      ‘Hesi mhani. So what will vanaAmbuya say?’

      ‘Who cares?’

      ‘You gained weight.’

      ‘I was giving myself chikafu chefeeding everyday. Asi ndowako† wefeeding, remember?’

      ‘Oh, Mbuya VaDhafu! Do you think she’s still alive? We should go home more often to see the old folks.’

      ‘So, how is my mkwasha and my little wife Nyasha?’

      ‘Fine. We were planning to come and see you yesterday, after we heard you were back.’

      ‘Now Tindo. I know you’re busy and won’t take up your time. Can I make a few phone calls? Your line is direct, isn’t it?’

      ‘Who do you want to phone?’

      ‘Veronica.’

      Farai dials the number. ‘Premier Discount House? Can I speak to Veronica Chari? Yes, I’m holding. Oh, she’s not there? You don’t know where she is? You say she didn’t say. And you are her new secretary? Your name is – ? Sthabile. Oh, Sthabile. Thank you, Sthabile. Please hold, Sthabile.’

      Farai puts the phone behind his back and hisses at Tindo. ‘I don’t know where Veronica is, and her secretary doesn’t either.’

      ‘Mkoma Farai …’

      ‘See. I’ve told you these things all these years and you have never believed me.’

      ‘Mkoma Farai, please …’

      ‘Maybe you know where she is, Tindo.’

      ‘There you go again, Mkoma Farai. Nobody can stop you once you start.’

      ‘Today you’ll all know who I am. I’m calling her boss.’

      ‘Mkoma Farai, not here please. And can you lower your voice? People might think we’re fighting.’

      ‘Yes, Sthabile, sorry to keep you holding. Can you give me Walter please. Walter? Walter Nzombe, your Deputy General Manager. Who will you say is speaking? Oh, just tell him it’s Farai, an old friend.’

      ‘Do you really have to do this, Mkoma Farai?’

      ‘Yes, Sthabile, I’m holding. He’s on another line, is he? Can you interrupt him? Tell him it’s very urgent.’

      ‘Mkoma Farai, stop it. You can’t do that here, in my office!’

      ‘Shut up, Tindo. I know what I’m doing! Yes, Sthabile. Am I through now? Yes, Walter. Long time. How are you? Who am I? It’s me Farai. Farai Chari. We went to University together, remember? I’m Veronica’s husband. She’s your assistant or something. I suppose nobody calls you Walter any more and you are now used to being called DGM Nzombe. You are all doing very well, with your company cars and company loans and all that. I see we now even have company sheets in our bedrooms. Ha, ha. Some novelty! You mean, how can you help me? Ah, yes, can you tell me where my wife is, Walter? You don’t know? But you’re her boss, aren’t you? Did you give her a day off? You’re not in a position to tell me, you say. You think it’s a domestic matter between me and her, is it? Very well, Walter. Thank you very much, Walter. Have a nice day.’

      ‘Now look what you’ve done, Mkoma Farai.’

      ‘I haven’t finished with them yet.’

      ‘What are you going to do?’

      ‘I’m going to Premier Discount House right now to find out what’s happening.’

      ‘Mkoma Farai, wait!’

      He is already bounding down the stairs, down to the roaring streets.

      ‘Where is she?’

      The