The varyingly moneyed tribes stormed the capital of the City-State, the smallest capital in the world, barely comprising a bar, the famous Tram, and the station whose unfinished metal structure brought to mind the figure of Henry Morton Stanley. The legend places these tribes into three categories.
First category: individuals who live by day, most of whom are civil servants saddled with many months’ worth of non-payment, the detail of which they alone possess, but they’re all up to their necks. They lived miserably even before the secession.
“Do you have the time?”
The second category comprises sleepwalkers. They’re scared of croaking in their sleep, it seems. Reason for which they guzzle a potion that keeps them on standby, day and night. This group includes the students, the diggers, the baby-chicks, the for-profit tourists, and the friends and close collaborators of the Dissidence.
Finally, the most hardheaded category, in which we find the single-mamas, the human organ dealers, the child-soldiers with their Kalashnikovs, the apostles, the night waitresses and busgirls, the musicians from the former Zaire, the bandits, and other burglars. They sleep during the day. They know, more than any man, how to make both ends of the week meet. Honorary doctors in all fields (corruption, drugs, sex, looting, minerals, embezzlement, serious drinking …), the night is their main stock-in-trade.
The jazzmen retired to a Gillespie tune, “A Night in Tunisia.”
Three Nigerians, sagging at the knees, thick prescription glasses, Afro hair, bell-bottom pants, striped shirts, took over. Tree that obscures the forest, their only song, “Life Cries Out, When Will You Wipe My Tears?,” stretched away on its thirteen verses till daybreak.
“We’re in for four hours of balladry,” whispered Requiem, staring at the young lady appraising them from the gallery.
The Nigerians, who hailed from Ogbomosho, recounted the adventures of a princess “who alighted in the City-State one January night and succumbed to the charms of a married digger with two children. She befriended the wife of her lover, whom she showered with gifts.” The rest of the saga remained a mystery to all, since the final six verses were in Igbo, Yoruba, and Hausa.
“Tip …”
“Why do you keep going to the restroom? You’ll piss your brains out.”
“Do you have the time?”
This second part of the song triggered weeping and gnashing of teeth. One of the trinity shattered the ceiling with his husky voice honed by second-lip cigarettes, electrifying the entire Tram. While the Nigerians wailed, a bare-breasted-single-mama, armed with a shopping basket, walked between the tables. The for-profit tourists, the miners, the students, the waitresses, the busgirls, the itinerant Pentecostal preachers, the high priests of the Second Republic forced back from their golden exile, and other derelicts of life repented, opened their hearts, and chucked in some coins.
“Do you have the time?”
Requiem sipped from the bottle, his left hand stuffed down his pants.
“You’re never safe from some kind of poisoning,” he trotted out, as if to denounce the austere demeanor of the waitresses and busgirls.
Requiem and Lucien carried on downing their beers, exchanging glances, brief phrases, hollow laughs. They had nothing, or nearly nothing left to chat about after ten years of estrangement. They avoided mentioning Jacqueline. Weird, all the same. Lucien, once so talkative, stumbled over his words. Every now and then, he pulled a notebook from his satchel. Wrote up Tram 83 and its girls with elastic breasts. Wrote up the stink of the diggers mad for rear-entry sex. Wrote up the madness of the suicidals. Wrote up the anxiety of the tourists. Wrote up the over-zealous greetings of the baby-chicks.
“Do you have the time?”
Wrote up the jazzmen, the Nigerian jazzmen, hailing from Ogbomosho.
Lucien pushed himself desperately to converse.
“What do you do in your spare time?”
“You remember our first performance, the room full to bursting?”
Requiem remained evasive, reticent, and churlish.
“My past holds no interest for me.”
“Do you have a girlfriend?”
“Maybe.”
“Time flies.”
“I like money.”
“You work hard, as far as I can see.”
“You’re stepping on my turf.”
“You …”
“I don’t like this jazz.”
“I’m just scribbling a text.”
“The New World, the baby-chicks eat by the sweat of their breasts.”
“I’m happy to see you again.”
“You’re getting on my nerves.”
In the meantime, he assessed the curves patrolling the sector. Steatopygia remained the epitome of beauty. All the honeys swore by Brazilian buttocks alone. You had to have those buttocks, or nothing. They would desperately slug a particular soy-based drink, take pills, and swallow food intended for pigs in order to increase the area of their rumps. The results left much to be desired: buttocks shaped like pineapples, avocados, balloons, or baseballs; one buttock excessively more pronounced than the other; oblique, square, or rectangular buttocks; buttocks that pedaled all by themselves, and so on. A young lady came up to them. They debated in Morse, about the price no doubt. The young lady drifted off toward the restrooms. Requiem stood up and followed the prey. The restrooms at Tram 83 were mixed, and were not categorized by sex or by the provenance of the tourists. They lacked lighting, the better to facilitate the dance of bodies. Requiem and the girl entered the cave, and exited faces streaked with sweat. The young woman hurriedly pulled up the zipper of her skin-tight jeans, while Requiem took a phone call, told them to “take the car and collect the merchandise, asshole!”
“Tip …”
“Do you have the time?”
“What do you do in your spare time?”
“The New World …”
“Doggy-style, I can even suck you off.”
“I love to give head.”
A tourist scooted into the Tram, half drunk.
“See that guy there, I’ve got him in my pocket,” said Requiem, looking the man up and down. “It’s always useful to hold on to the pictures of someone. I’ve had his pictures for two years now, and for those two years he’s been my slave. He’d even suck my cock if I wanted.”
“What pictures?”
“I’ll explain. What’s more, I’ll manage to get yours too.”
The tourist headed over to Requiem and Lucien as soon as he saw them, and greeted the pair with considerable effusion.
“Stuff your bellies, eat your fill, drink as much as you like, tell them to put it on my tab. I’m just going to let the owner know.”
Requiem burst out laughing.
Lucien, his nerves in disarray, was seized by a pain in his abdomen. The train journey had wrecked him. He forced himself to remain upright so as not to displease Requiem, who was in no mood to chat. They left the premises as the angelus rang. Outside, nothing but high society. Two beauties suggested