Malcolm Jameson
Vengeance in Her Bones and Other Sci-Fi Adventures
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2017 OK Publishing
ISBN 978-80-272-2039-7
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CHILDREN OF THE BETSY B
I might never have heard of Sol Abernathy, if it hadn’t been that my cousin, George, summered in Dockport, year before last. The moment George told me about him and his trick launch, I had the feeling that it all had something to do with the “Wild Ships” or “B-Boats,” as some called them. Like everyone else, I had been speculating over the origin of the mysterious, unmanned vessels that had played such havoc with the Gulf Stream traffic. The suggestion that Abernathy’s queer boat might shed some light on their baffling behavior prodded my curiosity to the highest pitch.
We all know, of course, of the thoroughgoing manner in which Commodore Elkins and his cruiser division recently rid the seas of that strange menace. Yet I cannot but feel regret, that he could not have captured at least one of the Wild Ships, if only a little boat, rather than sink them all ruthlessly, as he did. Who knows? Perhaps an examination of one of them might have revealed that Dr. Horatio Dilbiss had wrought a greater miracle than he ever dreamed of.
At any rate, I lost no time in getting up to the Maine coast. At Dockport, finding Sol Abernathy was simplicity itself. The first person asked pointed him out to me. He was sitting carelessly on a bollard near the end of the pier, basking in the sunshine, doing nothing in particular. It was clear at first glance that he was one of the type generally referred to as “local character.” He must have been well past sixty, a lean, weathered little man, with a quizzical eye and a droll manner of speech that, under any other circumstances, might have led me to suspect he was spoofing — yet remembering the strange sequel to the Dockport happenings, the elements of his yarn have a tremendous significance. I could not judge from his language where he came from originally, but he was clearly not a Down Easter. The villagers could not remember the time, though, when he had notbeen in Dockport. To them he was no enigma, but simply a local fisherman, boatman, and general utility man about the harbor there.
I introduced myself — told him about my cousin, and my interest in his boat, the Betsy B. He was tight-mouthed at first, said he was sick and tired of being kidded about the boat. But my twenty-dollar bill must have convinced him I was no idle josher.
“We-e-e-ll,” he drawled, squinting at me appraisingly through a myriad of fine wrinkles, “it’s about time that somebody that really wants to know got around to astin’ me about the Betsy B. She was a darlin’ little craft, before she growed up and ran away to sea. I ain’t sure, myself, whether I ought to be thankful or sore at that perfesser feller over on Quiquimoc. Anyhow, it was a great experience, even if it did cost a heap. Like Kiplin’ says, I learned about shippin’ from her.”
“Do I understand you to say,” I asked, “that you no longer have the launch?”
“Yep! She went — a year it’ll be, next Thursday — takin’ ‘er Susan with W.”
This answered my question, but shed little light. Susan? I saw I would do better if I let him ramble along in his own peculiar style.
“Well, tell me,” I asked, “what was she like — at first — how big? How powered?”
“The Betsy B was a forty-foot steam launch, and I got ‘er secondhand. She wasn’t young, by any means — condemned navy craft, she was — from off the old Georgia. But she was handy, and I used ‘er to ferry folks from the islands hereabouts into Dockport, and for deep- sea fishin’.
“She was a dutiful craft — ” he started, but broke off with a dry chuckle, darting a shrewd sideways look at me, sizing me up. I was listening intently. “Ye’ll have to get used to me talkin’ of ‘er like a human,” he explained, apparently satisfied I was not a scoffer, “‘cause if ever a boat had a soul, she had. Well, anyhow, as I said, she was a dutiful craft — did what she was s’posed to do and never made no fuss about it. She never wanted more’n the rightful amount of oil — I changed ‘er from a coal- burner to an oil-burner, soon as I got ‘er — and she’d obey ‘er helm just like you’d expect a boat to.
“Then I got a call one day over to Quiquimoc. That perfesser feller, Doc Dilbiss, they call him, wanted to have his mail brought, and when I got there, he ast me to take some things ashore for ‘im, to the express office. The widder Simpkins’ boy was over there helpin’ him, and they don’t come any more wuthless. The Doc has some kind of labertory over there — crazy place. One time he mixed up a settin’ of eggs, and hatched ‘em! Made ‘em himself, think of that! If you want to see a funny-lookin’ lot of chickens, go over there some day.”
“I shall,” I said. I wanted him to stay with the Betsy Baccount, not digress. His Doc Dilbiss is no other than Dr. Horatio Dilbiss, the great pioneer in vitalizing synthetic organisms. I understand a heated controversy is still raging in the scientific world over his book, “The Secret of Life,” but there is no doubt he has performed some extraordinary feats in animating his creations of the test tube. But to keep Abernathy to his theme, I asked, “What did the Simpkins boy do?”
“This here boy comes skippin’ down the dock, carryin’ a gallon bottle of some green-lookin’ stuff, and then what does he do but trip over a cleat on the stringer and fall head over heels into the Betsy B. That bottle banged up against the boiler and just busted plumb to pieces. The green stuff in it was sorta oil and stunk like all forty. It spread out all over the insides before you could say Jack Robinson, and no matter how hard I scoured and mopped, I couldn’t get up more’n a couple of rags full of it.
“You orter seen the Doc. He jumped up and down and pawed the air — said the work of a lifetime was all shot — I never knew a mild little feller like him could cuss so. The only thing I could see to do was to get outa there and take the Simpkins boy with me — it looked sure like the Doc was a-goin’ to kill him.
“Naturally, I was pretty disgusted myself. Anybody can tell you I keep clean boats — I was a deep-sea sailor once upon a time, was brought up right, and it made me durned mad to have that green oil stickin’ to everything. I took ‘er over to my place, that other little island you see there…” — pointing outside the harbor to a small island with a couple of houses and an oil tank on it — ”…and tried to clean ‘er up. I didn’t have much luck, so knocked off, and for two — three days I used some other boats I had, thinkin’ the stink would blow away.
“When I got time to get back to the Betsy B, you coulda knocked me down with a feather when I saw she was full of vines — leastways, I call ‘em vines. I don’t mean she was full of vines, but they was all over ‘er insides, clingin’ close to the hull, like ivy, and runnin’ up under the thwarts, and all over