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Юмор & Сатира. Не для сортира. Валерий Ларченко

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Автор: Валерий Ларченко
Издательство: Издательские решения
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Жанр произведения: Юмор: прочее
Год издания: 0
isbn: 9785449809261
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Вот что деньги делают!

      Друг мой недавно с тещей поругался. Слово за слово, короче, хватает он ее за шиворот и… выбрасывает через балкон… Да нет, не разбилась! Ну и что, 8-й этаж? … Оказалась, у его тещи прокладки с крылышками. Так она круг по микрорайону сделала и вернулась. На перила балконные села и каркает: «Ну что, зятек, соскучился?»…

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