Маленькая Французская История и другие рассказы. Дмитрий Мальцев. Читать онлайн. Newlib. NEWLIB.NET

Автор: Дмитрий Мальцев
Издательство: ЛитРес: Самиздат
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Жанр произведения: Юмор: прочее
Год издания: 2019
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      В моей жизни наступила задумчивость. Наверное, я неверно сформировал мысль – в самом деле, как-то скучно получается. Вроде сатирические рассказы, а моё сообщение совсем их не предвещает. Добавлю прелестных шуток! Во второй раз точно ждёт успех. Следующая моя жертва была ещё более прекрасной, а её профессия была чуть менее скучной.

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