– Kulungile, yintoni? kubuza i-Toad, iginya amathe.
– Intle. Into sele iqalile ukudlala entlokweni yam.
– Ewe inkunzi yeenkomo. -I – Idot iphendule ngokungxama, ekubeni inxilisile ibhotile yakhe.
– Ewe, isihogo uyazi. Kodwa indala?! – utshilo, ejonge ibhotile yakhe esele ingenanto, iToad.
– Kwaye masibe nenye enye.. – umakhulu onwabileyo ucetyisiwe. -AmaTatar awaphili ngaphandle kwesibini.
– Ke, zisekho ezintathu kuphela. -Idot yayicaphukile. -Siza kusihambisa ngantoni?
Mamela, yintoni?! Ukusela, ukusela enjalo, royally. Sakuba siphila. Kwaye iibhotile sele zindala. Azinanto okanye zigcwele. Iibhotile ziyaxatyiswa, kungeyiyo wayini.
Kwaye basela ezinye iiglasi ezintathu. Bahlala kwilog kwaye bakhanyisa icuba: I – Idot – iMarbboro, iToad – iBelomor, kunye nomakhulu uClavka ngendlela yakudala – umlenze webhokhwe. Baye ke baphumela ngaphandle, bengakhange bagqibe ukutshaya, bahleli…
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– Ahhhh!! Ahhh!!! -iviwe eyadini.
– Yintoni? -tsiba walala ebhedini u-Ottila, ezibuza. Ingqondo yakhe yayisekho ephupheni kwaye ngokuthe ngcembe wawela kumqamelo kwaye ngokukhawuleza watyhila.
– Ahhhh!!! -I-Blop jumped waphinda yawa phantsi ecaleni kwebhedi. – ewe, ndiyenzile. -Ubambe ibunzi lakhe ngesandla sakhe. – Yintoni le uyithukayo, sidenge?
UPale Isolda Fifovna ungene kwigumbi elinamehlo aqhakazileyo, egubungela umlomo wakhe ojijekileyo ngezandla zozibini.
– Aa, aa. waqhwanyaza wakhomba umnwe obheke emnyango.
– Yintoni enye? -uhleli phantsi wabuza uKlop.
– Apho, elondeni…
– Yintoni emthini? Thetha ngokucacileyo…
– Kukho ikati efileyo…
– Yeyiphi ikati? U-Ottila ubuze kwakhona, ehlikihla ibunzi lakhe elidumbile. – Uthetha ngantoni?
– Mummy! -Ukusolule amehlo akhe kumgangatho welizwi lakhe, utshilo.
Ngoku, makhe ndibone. – U-Ottila wasondela ezinyaweni zakhe, wahamba enganxibanga zihlangu ezingubeni zakhe.
Izolo uye wabuya ebusuku xa wonke umntu ebelele ke khange abuze ngamaqhinga amabanjwa. UZhinka wamlandela.
Idreyini yayijongeka ngathi ibinamabala. Zonke zasasazeka ngendlela engalunganga zahlala zingaguqukanga. U-Osteroid Odnoglazovich wayehleli embindini wenkunkuma: umhlala-phantsi, igqala lezemisebenzi, ikati lodidi lwesithandathu, ezalwa ngosuku lokuvumisa ngeenkwenkwezi. Umyeni kaGogo Klawka, ngokuchanekileyo, uClaudius Aldarovna von Schluchenberg, intombi kaBaron, unyana ongekho mthethweni kaLenin. Waxelela wonke umntu lonto.
– Wenza ntoni apha? kubuza u-Ottil, ixhego elinengxaki yedatha.
– ndihleli. -Umkhulu waphendula ngokuzolileyo waqinisa ifowuni.
– Ndiyabona ukuba awusebenzi.
– Kwaye ubuza ntoni?
– Ufike njani apha? -ongezwa isolda bass.
Ndiya kuhamba, ndiyokufumana. utshilo uBedbug kumkakhe waguqukela kutatomkhulu. -Impendulo.
– Ngaphandle emngxunyeni eludongeni, uOsteroid wanikina intloko.
U-Ottila wahamba ngendlela enqumleza waya kulomngxunya eludongeni wabona ngasemva inkomo leyo iphakamisa umsila wayo. Wayijonga emehlweni wothuka: uphahla lwezindlu lwalubonakala.
– Ngaba kukho isitalato, okanye yintoni? wabuza utat’omkhulu.
– Heh, kunjalo.
– Ziphi zonke iinkomo zam? – Into yokuqala eza engqondweni kaKlopu, owayenombono wangasemva kunye neenwele zeemvakalelo zokuva ngendlebe wajonga greyini ngaphakathi. «Ewe, thabatha iesile lakho,» wakhala watsho ukutsala umsila wenkomo. Ubuye ngempindezelo, wamgalela ngomjelo, ngokungathi uphuma kumbhobho womlilo, ngoxinzelelo olukhulu lomoya. U-Ottila wabaleka uxinzelelo ngeemitha ezimbini ukuya ngasemva kwaye i-nape yangena kumgquba wehagu. UIsolda wabaleka esiza kuye ukuba ancedise ngaphakathi kwaye waxhoma intloko yakhe esifubeni sakhe esihle. Kwaye wayefuna ukuphefumla…
– Fu! -Uthe wancothuka entloko ebuyela entlokweni kwaye ngombono wakhe wamva ebukele njengoko uxinzelelo lwe-machi oluvela emngxunyeni lwawa phantsi: «Muuuu!!!» -yakhula inkomo, i-dartanula kwaye yabuya nayo, isusa umsila wayo kwi-bzyk. nezinye izinambuzane.
– Siphi isitshixo? -Utat’omkhulu wabuza wakhupha umsi.
– Yintoni eyona nto iphambili? – IsiHebhere siphendule i-Bedbug, inyuka kwi-shit shit.
– Umfazi wam, lowo umgwebileyo ebukhobokeni!!! -U-Osteroid wagoba kwaye encame emadolweni ngezandla zakhe zaphakama. Ubuso bakhe bubonisa ukufa.
– Isolda!!
– Yintoni, sithandwa?
– Ubone phi ikati?
– Apho, emngxunyeni. Uye wehla apha uye wahambisa? -iwe kwimibala ka-Isold. -Bendifuna ukumkhwaza, ujonge, kwaye waguquka waba ngumama kunye notat’omkhulu-babai.
– uphi umfazi wam, umthengi? -Osteroid unexhala.
Baphi aba basebenzi bafudukayo? -wabuza uKlop Wife.
– andazi? – Isolde ekhathazekileyo. -Kubusuku izolo bebehleli kumashumi amathathu, apha.
– Kwaye emva koko? -U-Ottila waphakama. -Ke wena – hlalani phantsi, ngoku siza kuzifumana.
– Kwaye emva koko ndaya kulala.
– Baye phi? Zombini zilungile, kodwa ngaba i-Toad?! Wohlwaywa ngokubanjwa ngenkani. Basinda. Ukubaleka!!! Fowunela Intsefalata, ngokungxamisekileyo. Sibalekile.
– uphi umfazi wam? -Utat’omkhulu uthethe ngelizwi elingcangcazelayo.
– Afikanga eza kusebenza ngokunyanzelwa. Uyakuhlala ngokufanayo … -Ibhedi ibinomsindo.
– Mhlekazi!!! U-Apchi, utshilo u-Intsephalopath, kwaye wavela emngxunyeni ecaleni kwendlela.
– Oo, sele ulapha? – Yintoni le uyithukayo? -atsiba le-Bedbug. -Khawuleza, ukudumisa.
– Blablabla, apchi, patron, ulapha? Ndacinga ukuba usendlini, ndatsho ndikhwaza.
– Kutheni?
– , ke, le, apchi, ndizise…
– Ngubani?
«I-chemist, apchi,» waphendula u-Intsephalopath, kwaye endaweni yobuso bakhe, kwavela intloko ebomvu emngxunyeni, igutyungelwe amabala kunye ne-eels, isileyi esimanzi, esimnyama esimnyama esimnyama esimnyama eselalini saza satshintsha kwangoko ebusweni buka-Arutunov.
– Kulungile, njani? -ibuze i-Corporate.
– Yintoni, njani? – U-Otila usanda kubuza kumuncu. «Ngaba uyandinika?» Nditshatile, nceda…
– Hayi, ikhaphetshu, ndayibambisa, i-apchi, -I – Incephalopath yaphosa uMchiza emngxunyeni, -akhasa, yiza, tyibilikili. -Kodwa wanamathela kule ndawo ikhankanyiweyo kuye. Njengoko besitsho: nokuba ayidideki okanye ayi-syudy. Kulungile, isiqingatha sesenti kwindawo yentengiso. Ke iesile alangena. I-Acephalopath yasala emva kodonga, ecaleni kwe-esile yemichiza esitratweni.
– Wenza ntoni? I-hemp efanayo?
– Hayi, kubi. Ukuhlekisa ekhaya apchi, izilwanyana. -uphendule uHarutun evela emva kodonga.
– iinkomo zam, into endiyifunayo, emva koko ndiyadala.., fu, ndiyadala. -ukufafaza ngeendlovu, kunye neekhemistri eziphothiweyo.
– Wenze ntoni? -angenelela utat’omkhulu.
– Ewe, ndabona ii-hoar ze-hoove nge-chainaw, i-apchi, abamelwane kunye nababizi. -xelwe nguHarutun.
– Kwaye yintoni? Ukuba ndifuna inyama enejelised, ngenxa yesizathu sokuvalelwa kwam ndiye ndabanjwa. -uye ke undiyalele