– Yibambe, uyibambe uZack, ungavumi ukuhamba size sibuyele eGalupiya.
– Yebo, musa ukukuxabanisa. – gqoka izindwangu zikaZasratich Kazulia. – buthule. – ulalele. Abathuki babembheka. – Ngabe uzwile?
– Yini? – kubuza ugebhezi lukaChmor Iko.
– Stomp of knuckles. Isondele isondela. Ngapha. – futhi waguqula iso lakhe ngasohlangothini.
Ebangeni bekukhona ibhola elikhanyayo. Lapho sisondela, kwaba sobala indlela uSparrow Stasyan azinciphisa ngayo ngokuzithokozisa ukukhahlela. Akaze athinte umhlaba. Esondela kulowo ofanele kakhulu, undlunkulu, washaywa kuzo zonke izinhlangothi, waphonswa omunye umkhaya emilenzeni yesigebenga sikaZasratich noCherevich Chmor Ika. Umzimba wondlunkulu uqhume. Amasosha ahlangana abika:
– Sonny!! Ngaphandle kwemakethe, kusuka kugiya kuya kusihloko!! Lokho abekufuna, bayakhathaza futhi kukhanya, kufanelekile ngaphandle kwamaphutha kumafutha akho!!! SUGGEST, Sonny!!!
– SUGGEST, Obaba!!! Cherepoktsy, Golupyan!!!! AMAHLE AMAHLE!!! – UZasratich usule uthuli emjondolo futhi ahlole undlunkulu oshonile, obephefumula njenge-yogi Lama – umoya owodwa ngomzuzu. – Futhi baphi abanye?? Udangele?
– Cha, ndodana. Njengamanje – kusho okweshumi. – Yebo, ngikhulume futhi!!!
– Get to the point!! – UZaral Zasratich.
– Oh yebo. Bahlukanise eziqongweni zesibili, futhi noma ngubani othola phambili uzoletha okuningi. Lapha.
– Yebo, sicabanga ukuthi ama-otmazats abo…
– Wenze kahle!!! – wakhala ngokungalindelekile uCherevich ngaphansi kwendlebe kakhanda. Wagxuma cishe amamitha amathathu wawa. UCherevich wagebha uswazi ngendlela ekhazimulayo yokuyala, futhi, esondela kwabalwayo kubalulekile, washaya wonke umuntu ekhanda. u-n-Sam, Ophakanyisiwe Ngaphandle Kwe-tower Greatness, uGeneralisiphilis wabo bonke amaGalupov, ubuMongameli Bakhe, iNkosi Ephakeme, uSemisrak uzokwaziswa mathupha ngokuzinikela kwakho kuYe nakuyo yonke iGalupiya.
– Ngiyabonga ngesipho samahhala ndodana! – Amasosha amemeza ethule ekhawunteni futhi adansa amasu ama-hip-hop amahlandla amaningana okushaya.
– Futhi manje.., – kuqhubeka uCherevich. – Bopha lesi sihlubuki!! – futhi wakhomba kugebhezi olwalunamathele esihlabathini, azama ngalo ngezidladla zakhe, ancika kulo, alukhipha. Amasosha, ngaphandle kokungabaza, agijimela kuCerevich, owayengalindele, emoyizela, aqala ukumshaya.
– Linda! – kumemeza uCasulia futhi asize umjondolo ukuba aphume. – ubani omunye otshaya uMbuyiseli uzosala ngaphandle kokudla!!
– Kepha jikelele ungubaba nomngane wethu womshado?! – kuphendule abalwa ngokuhlabelela. – Futhi lokhu, njengoba uBaba uZasratich asho, kuyinto engemuva kakhulu.
– Kulungile, yehlisa umoya!! ahleke uCasulia Zack. – Kuze kube manje, akekho onikezwe ilungelo lokukhansela i-oda leNkosi. Futhi kulabo abangazi, ngiyanikhumbuza … – futhi waphendukela kumuntu jikelele. – Othandekayo uZasratich, uqobo Lwakhe, Uphakanyisiwe Ngaphandle Kwe-Tower Greatness, i-Generalisifilis yabo bonke i-Galupov, ubuMongameli Bakhe, iNkosi Ephakeme, uSemisrack mathupha wamisa uMfu Cherevich Chmor Iko Top Wau Starost Business uhambo uqobo eMkhandlwini we-Nora ongavunyelwe ingxenye yebhizinisi lethu lonke.
Futhi lokho ekutshele khona mathupha kumane kuwubufakazi. Abekho ofakazi. Futhi mina, imiyalo engenangqondo, unyoko nomhlengikazi, futhi ngisho nomkhuzi nomfundisi wokuyala…
– Bheka, iyakhukhuka!! – wabona okweshumi futhi, egqolozele undlunkulu, wabe esephakamisa ugebhezi wakhe esibhakabhakeni wakhala kakhulu. – Aaaaa!!! Ngiyaphinda ngiyakhuluma!!! Heheheyyyy!!
– Ungubani? ibuze ugebhezi futhi, ibambe undlunkulu, ikhahlele uStasyan ebusweni. Ngenxa yokwesaba, ngokushesha uStasyan waqala ukuqonda nokukhuluma uGalupsky.
– NginguStasyan. Vele uStasyan. – futhi walahlekelwa ukwazi.
– Kulungile, sigubhu ukuthi ungubani, kepha ungumsakazo futhi uzofuna ukudla. Kepha sizoyisebenzisa ngomnotho. Futhi ungayiqabuli ngaso sonke isikhathi, asinakho okwanele ngakho-ke futhi ufuna okunye esikhundleni sayo. Njengoba enjalo, bakhona abanye abafana naye. Kulungile?
– Yebo, mayelana mat yethu. – konke kuphendulwe ngokudidiyelwa kwengoma.
UCasulia wakhwela kundlunkulu, owabonakala emkhulu kunaye, futhi kabili kathathu wahlala phezu kondlunkulu ongazi, waqala wabiza njengebhethri nokukhanya.
– Hlala phansi udle isidlo sasemini!! wayala, wonke umuntu wahlangana emseleni. Ukhafulela ngakunye ngasikhathi sinye.
– Futhi nginengxenye ephindwe kabili! – kumenyezelwe, kunyakazisa uCherevich Chmor Iko.
– Ngizophula izimpondo zakho zo-shas, – kufike uZasratich. – Okokungeziwe, ngaphezulu lapho, emkhakheni… Okutholayo, konke kungokwakho…
– Zeka, kepha yimina oyinhloko? – uCherevich osineke
«Kwezepolitiki, hhayi egumbini lokudlela,» kusho uCasulia. – Uxolo, mfundisi.
Abanye basondela ekuseni akekho owabona ukuza kwabo. Babengatholanga lutho, kodwa ozakwabo babashiyela imali yabo. UZeka ufafaze kubo futhi, bebonke, baphathwa ngendlela enenhlonipho ngandlela-thile, yonke into imasyovy, ngaphandle kwe-bazaar, oh umfundi wami. UKipisha futhi wethula ohlangothini kwakungekho, Maza Faka Yes Wow!..
apulase wesine
waya faka yebo wow
– Maza Faka Yes Wow!.. Maza Faka Yes Wow!..
UStasyan, ngaphansi kokumemeza okuyimilingo yenyama eyayimzungezile, kancane kancane weza kuye wavuka. Isimo sakhe besingagcwele, sinciphile, sinamandla okusebenza. Wavula amehlo wabona iveli elalihlakazeka kancane futhi phambi kwakhe kwakukhona vele ukubekwa kwamabhola amnyama galloping. Ngemuva kokuba umehluko ulungisiwe, futhi usevele wahlukanisa isilo sezidalwa ezingajwayelekile.
– Bangobani, lamathambo angenanyama, ophilayo? wacabanga.
– Lawa ngamaGalupas. – uphendule izwi elingaphakathi elibizwa ngokuthi uLimi.
– Yini enye iGalupa? – kubuza uStasyan ovela eLimini.
– Yikuphi okunikeze usuku lwayizolo nayizolo ekhanda… Ebusuku, khumbula?
– Ngakho-ke kwakungeyona iphupho?! – futhi wakhumbula okwenzeka ngosuku olwedlule futhi ngokwesaba wazama ukukhasa emhlane wakhe, ikhanda phambili, kepha wakhubeka ngokuthile. Wazibuka ngemuva wabona iso elikhulu limgqolozele.
– Ahhhh!!! wamemeza wagxuma. Wayezungeze yena emthandazweni wasekuseni, emamatheka, ephinda isisho esithi: «Maza Faka Yes Wow!..» Wahlola futhi waquleka. Isikhulu saqhamuka sikhahlela undlunkulu omncane ku-fingal osuvele weqa, ovuse uStasyan.
– Ungubani? -Ubuzwa ugebhezi lukakhanda uZasratovich futhi wama, ngokuphakamisa inqubo yakhe yokuhlabelela umlenze.
– UStasyan akazange aqonde lutho, kepha izwi lakhe langaphakathi elihunyushwe lisuka eGalupsky liye eSparrow. Izwi lakhe elingaphakathi Ulimi lwalukhulunywa ngezilimi nezilimi ezingaphezu kwezigidigidi ezinhlanu, kufaka phakathi izilimi zama-microbes nohlelo, amagciwane, ngisho nezinhlayiyana ze-nano. Futhi – izilimi zamaplanethi, izinkanyezi, imithala nokunye nokunye.
– Mina ngingondlunkulu uStasyan wase-Ayaguz. waphendula.
UCherepuk Zasratich akakuzwisisanga lokho okwashiwo yiziboshwa futhi waqamba isililo esimangazayo, kodwa amazwi akhe angaphakathi, amazwi amanye amalungu ashiya amalungu, atshela abanini bawo ukuthi omunye umuntu uthini. Yindlela abafunda ngayo ukuqondana ngaphandle kokufunda amagama abanye abantu. Babekhuluma futhi beqonda izifinyezo, amagama ayefana emhlolweni futhi ehlukile ngomsindo. Isibonelo: «Maza faka yes wow!..», futhi ngondlunkulu kuzwakala sengathi: «Chirik, Chirik chik Chirik!», Futhi kumuntu kuzwakala sengathi: «Umuhle kanjani lo mhlaba!», Futhi leli yizwi lami langaphakathi kimi kuhunyushwe, ngoba imisindo yangaphakathi ayinazo izilimi ezihlukile. Wonke amazwi angaphakathi anolimi olulodwa. Angazi ukuthi uNkulunkulu