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Автор: Алексей Владимирович Добрынин
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Жанр произведения: Юмор: прочее
Год издания: 0
isbn: 978-5-9524-3985-6
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      Наш-то конюх дядя Лёша,

      Он мужчина – о-го-го!

      Понесла однажды лошадь

      Не под ним, а от него.

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      С энергетикою, Зина,

      У любви одни пути:

      Там и тут нужна резина

      В целях безопасности.

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