Смех с причиной. Сергей Владимирович Левицкий

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      Сгущёнка – дефицитное в СССР сладкое консервированное молоко.

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      «Заказы» – речь идёт о неизвестном на Западе способе распределения дефицитных продовольственных товаров через предприятия по месту работы.

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      Пайка – название тюремной нормы продовольствия.

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