Candy.
Candy…
Arthur stood up. His face glistening. He grimaced. He re-adjusted his back-pack. He walked on again.
Presumably there was some vague historical connection with the sugar industry, but in truth he was pretty uncertain as to the finer details. I mean wasn’t everybody? He was fairly sure, though, that Defoe hadn’t ever been explicit about the origin of this phrase in his copious writings, or its actual…
Phew! Deep breaths. Deep, deep… One-two. One-two. Yes. That was better. That was…
… meaning. And if it had another source –Shakespeare? Chaucer? Dick bloody Francis? – Arthur was buggered if he knew what it might be. He was a specialist, dammit. A Specialist. He was the first to admit it, and proudly. Not for him the comprehensive route, the broad-based background in everything from the novels of Jane Austen to the origins of world debt to the nesting habits of the black-headed gull (Arthur Young, a Generalist? Never!).
Arthur Young was partial, he was a pundit, a boffin, a connoisseur. He was –and there was nothing wrong in it, either –he was… he was particular.
There
(But hang on a second. Hang on a minute. Because… because wasn’t this his area? The seventeenth century? Farming methods. Livestock quotas. The consequences of enclosure. All the rest of that miserable, desiccated, dry-as-a-bone malarkey? Wasn’t this his speciality? Wasn’t…? Ah, fuck it. Fuck…)
Something was very wrong here.
One-two. One-two.
Shetland ponies
Hah!
Industrial landmarks
Hah!
Machinery dating back to the industrial revolution
Hah!
Walking. Walking. Walking.
HAH!
Just the same (so put this in your ruddy pipe and smoke it), he’d painstakingly re-scrutinized the relevant chapters of the book in question the previous evening (Defoe’s excessively lauded A Tour Through the Whole Island of Great Britain) for any other direct reference to Canvey, just in case something tiny might’ve slipped his mind. But it hadn’t. HAH!
It hadn’t. Thankfully. So he took the phrase to be a topical seventeenth century reference, something throw-away, incidental, insignificant…
Left knee was creaking a little. There was a lesson in that, wasn’t there! Yup. Shouldn’t have bent over so violently.
He did know, though, from what little he’d retained from his own long distant researches –and not forgetting those of his esteemed relative; his great, great, great… how many greats was it? Six? Seven? Sod it –that they’d farmed sheep on the island, originally. The fat-tailed variety.
And they’d made special, extremely strong, exceedingly coarse, border-line-loathsome cheeses. From goat’s milk. Sent them, posthaste, to the London slums. Corroded their mean and impoverished palates with them.
Anything else? He struggled to remember. He’d last walked this route way back –way, way back –in 1973. A long time ago now. He calculated the numbers. Good God. As long ago as that? His thin lips tightened. His shoulders hunched-up, dispiritedly.
1973. A world away. They’d still had a swing bridge then –to gain access…
The swing bridge!
Ah yes. He remembered it. And he also remembered –that very same instant –a rather scraggy, slightly worthy, ludicrously keen, ridiculously independent, squeaky-clean, still, still, still just-teenage Arthur (remember?), precocious as a kitten. Square as… well, square. Eyes like a leveret. Wide. Round. Credulous.
He’d been a babe in bloody arms! Fresh as a peach. Prickling with idealism. Literally prickling…
Left turn now. Left turn. Shoulders back. Head up. Keep deep… Keep breathing
Before then –the 1930s, was it? When the bridge was built? (This date stuck in his mind for some inexplicable reason) –they’d used rowing boats. And you could walk over, if you were careful, at low tide. There were stepping stones (and casualties).
What was the name of the silly boy who drowned in Anglesey? Warren, was it? Warren Summer? Warren Sum-n-er. Yes. Warren Sumner… That was him. Yes. Good.
No
Colin.
It was Colin Sumner.
It was Colin.
Arthur still retained most of his short-term memory.
Okay, not all of it, by any means, but at least some things remained intact. No matter what the… No matter. Some important… it was still working, still ticking over, still turning, despite everything.
Canvey. The bridge. The swing bridge.
Hmnnn. Air suddenly feels cooler. Brisker. Moister
Local people –as he remembered –had been almost unnaturally fond of this fine but patently rather antiquated construction.
The swing bridge.
He couldn’t properly recall what they’d called the damn thing… It did have a name… Now that was a challenge. He knew –or at least he felt, instinctively –that it’d had a person’s appellation. A man’s name. Something like Peter. The Peter Bridge. No. No, Colin. The Colin Bridge. What?
You’re thinking about the dead kid. You’re confusing…
How about Cannon?
Cannon – heavy armament –brand of camera –TV detective –bridge?
No. Arthur paused for a moment, placed his two hands onto his skinny hips and racked his brains… Cannon… Calvin… Colvin… The Colvin bridge. Of course. Of course.
And it was quite like Colin…
The Colvin Bridge; demolished the very same year he visited (it was flooding back, suddenly. Memory worked that way; damming up, the pressure building, building… then something giving; the wall –the buffer –the block –the nothing… then information –the news –the facts –the evidence –the data… a mass of it –an agony – gushing right past him in relentless torrents. Useless stuff, mostly. Rubbish –guff –padding).
In February. 1973. That was when it finally fell. So it must’ve been approximately this time of year when he’d visited, originally, because the bridge was still there, but no longer swinging. No longer working. January… Weird.
Arthur shook himself out of his reverie and walked onwards. He glanced around him. The fields were crammed with geese and peewits…
He re-analysed his route, carefully recollecting each and every single individual part of it: The road. The A road. Shouldered by potato fields. The water tower. The Pizza-Hut. The Texaco. The KFC…
Chickens. Yes. He’d seen some. And buntings. Bungalows. Big sheds. Old pubs a-plenty but with brand new faces. All tucked and lifted. Freshly painted.
And the pylons –hundreds of them –stretching out their metal fingers, deftly knitting the obliging winter white into a brazenly