Sexy Beast: The Intimate Adventures of an Ugly Man. Stan Cattermole. Читать онлайн. Newlib. NEWLIB.NET

Автор: Stan Cattermole
Издательство: HarperCollins
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Жанр произведения: Биографии и Мемуары
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isbn: 9780007355372
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       (Sorry for the bowling ball analogy.)

       wicked.grace: Dirty. I like it.

       elbows: OK then. I bowl you across the room and the furniture goes flying.

       I follow you.

       wicked.grace: erm

       elbows: And launch myself at your rectum. Then I’m in you like a light sabre through a knob of butter. fffshoom.

       wicked.grace: No no no

       elbows: fffshoom. shhhhhvummm. fffshoom. fffshoom.

       wicked.grace: Stop with the analogies. Keep the butter, lose the light sabre.

       elbows: What about the knob?

       wicked.grace: So, you’re buttering me up.

       And slipping in.

       Yeah, the knob can stay.

      elbows: I slide in slowly

      …like, real slow.

       wicked.grace: In and then out and then in again, ever so slowly.

       I can feel myself opening up to you.

       Bit by bit.

       elbows: I can feel myself throbbing inside you.

       wicked.grace: I can feel that too, inch by inch, you’re filling me up I’m wriggling away a bit, as it’s so intense, and then coming back for more.

       Pushing myself back on to you.

       Enjoying the impalement.

       elbows: I push myself into you a little harder as you try and inch away.

       I’m not letting you get away.

       I pull you on to me.

       Grabbing your hips.

       Pulling.

       I grunt involuntarily.

       wicked.grace: I’m clawing at the bedsheets and the pillows.

       I’m grunting too.

       elbows: I scratch your back and slap you hard on the right buttock.

       Slap!

       wicked.grace: I’m almost there, you’re almost all in.

       The last part is the most fulfilling.

       elbows: slap! slap! slap!

       wicked.grace: Then everything opens up like a flower, and I feel the whole of you.

       elbows: My right hand snakes around your hips to your frontal flower and slips and slides and rubs and gently pinches.

       wicked.grace: I feel your front against my back, and your hand on my petals…or should that be my stamen?

       elbows: My hand is sticky with your love pollen.

       wicked.grace: I’m moaning with agony and ecstasy. Mostly ecstasy.

       elbows: I’m pumping into you quite hard now.

       wicked.grace: Yes, I’m so wet, I’m leaving a wet patch on the bed.

       elbows: And squeezing you.

       Slapping your buttocks.

       Scratching your back.

       Pulling your hair.

       It’s like I have twelve hands.

       wicked.grace: I’m moving against you, pushing when you pull.

       elbows: And three cocks.

       wicked.grace: You feel huge. And hard.

       elbows: The bed is juddering.

       wicked.grace: I’m biting my lip, biting the pillow, anything in reach.

       elbows: I’m bellowing.

       Someone starts banging on the ceiling from upstairs.

      I carry on bellowing

       wicked.grace: The rhythm quickens.

       elbows:…like a mad fuck-wizard.

       I pull back your head by your hair and lift your legs.

       wicked.grace: I’m moaning loudly.

       elbows: You’re floating.

       We’re both floating!

       wicked.grace: I’m calling your name.

       elbows: A frantic floating fuck!

       I’m calling yours!

       I can’t hold out much longer!

       wicked.grace: I’m going to come with you.

       I’m going to judder as hard as the bed.

       elbows: You’d better be quick then—I…I…

       wicked.grace: I reach down and touch myself to quicken my orgasm.

       I’m coming with you.

       elbows: aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh

       I am screaming.

       Weeping.

       Coming from every orifice.

       wicked.grace: I’m speechless.

       Just breathless.

       Still shuddering, weak-kneed.

       elbows: I’m blind.

       And deaf.

       There are lights behind my eyes.

       I cannot breathe.

       Where am I? I feel your breath.

       I open my eyes.

       wicked.grace: I feel your cum pumping into me, like foam from a fireman’s hose.

       elbows: Nice analogy. I look at you. You are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen in my life.

       I kiss you tenderly.

       wicked.grace: I’m pink-cheeked and sticky.

       I kiss you back.

       Softly.

       elbows: I hold you.

       wicked.grace: I run my hands through your hair.

       elbows: I pinch your cheeks and punch you on the shoulder, like the Fonz. Eeeeeyyyyyyyyy.

       wicked.grace: Eeeeeyyyyyyyyy.

       elbows: Heh. You know