Аферизм сам по себе. Паноптикум 6. Олег Джурко. Читать онлайн. Newlib. NEWLIB.NET

Автор: Олег Джурко
Издательство: ЛитРес: Самиздат
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Жанр произведения: Юмор: прочее
Год издания: 2019
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      Сатира борзой пес аферизма, натасканный на случай, когда не по зубам неправильному аферизму действием отплатить правильному дубаку из какой-нибудь редакции.

      Аферизм задирист, но не дурень за понесенное оскорбление посылать к противнику секундантов с вызовом на дуэль, достаточно кукиша в кармане.

      Умение безнаказанно выскользнуть за пределы личной безопасности не худшая пакость аферизма.

      Сухарь скоропортящегося анекдота, увы, и этот из аферизмов.

      Конец ознакомительного фрагмента.

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