Капля смеха из океана юмора. Захар Захарин. Читать онлайн. Newlib. NEWLIB.NET

Автор: Захар Захарин
Издательство: Издательские решения
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Жанр произведения: Юмор: прочее
Год издания: 0
isbn: 9785449639196
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и закатали в мумию, был 250 кг стал под тонну, через бровку перекатить не можем и баста, привязали за лошадь вожжами не берет сердешная, Белорусем кое-как, кое-как. Тонну воды, вылили от скребли как могли батюшку, морды кое-как пообтерли, пообсохли местами, мыться то некогда, надо же отметить освобождения Аполлинария из грязевого плена. Веселье набирает обороты шум-гам, пляски у костра под гармонь и балалайку.

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