Naughty Christmas Nights. Tawny Weber

Danson, or D.D. to her friends—which meant Hailey called her Doris—looked as if she were stuck in a time warp.

      Rounded and a little droopy, her white hair was bundled in a messy bun reminiscent of a fifties showgirl. Bright blue eye shadow and false lashes added to the image. Doris’s workday uniform consisted of polyester slacks, a T-shirt with a crude saying by a popular yellow bird and an appliqué holiday sweater complete with beribboned dogs, candy canes and sequin-covered trees.