The gaggle of gawpers broke up at once as people bustled back to their desks. Gene gave the Xerox machine and its unctuous rep a sour look, muttered something about not wanting Robbie the Bloody Robot in his department, and vanished back into his office, slamming the door behind him.
All thoughts of the vastness of the cosmos, and the terrible truths of ultimate reality, were pushed from Sam’s mind. Mercifully.
‘You got a moment, Boss?’ Annie called to Sam.
‘For you, as many moments as you like.’
Ray made smoochy kiss-kiss noises, but Sam ignored him.
‘What is it, Annie?’
‘I’ve been having a look at that letter you left for me, the one found on that lad who nicked the lorry,’ said Annie, laying out a mass of paperwork on her desk. ‘It was addressed to “Derek”, signed “Andy”, and sent from Friar’s Brook borstal – we know because it’s been stamped at the top, presumably to show it’s been read by a member of staff and officially sanctioned. So I checked the Home Office files.’ She plucked a sheet of paper from the array. ‘Now – turns out there’s a lad serving time at Friar’s Brook borstal by the name of Andrew Coren. He’s been in trouble on and off since he was a nipper – him and his brother Derek.’
‘Andy and Derek,’ mused Sam, nodding. ‘Well spotted. Okay, so that would explain the names in the letter. What’s Andy Coren in for?’
‘Breaking and entering, handling stolen goods,’ said Annie. ‘Not for the first time, neither. And, what’s more, seems like he’s a bit of a slippery fish. He’s twice escaped from open borstal, so they stuck him in Friar’s Brook. Tighter security, apparently.’
‘A name was mentioned to me last Friday. There’s a young lad in the cells called Barton. He’s done time in Friar’s Brook. He’s absolutely terrified we’re going to send him back there. He gave me the name McClintock. Did you come across that name at all?’
‘Don’t think so,’ said Annie, leafing through the names of inmates she’d compiled. ‘No McClintock amongst this lot. Do you think it’s important?’
‘I have no idea. Maybe this lad McClintock’s been released – maybe he doesn’t even exist.’ He waved that line of enquiry away. ‘Let’s not get sidetracked by red herrings. Let’s stick to what we know. Andy Coren’s banged up in Friar’s Brook. He sends a perfectly innocent letter to his brother Derek, and Derek violently steals a truck loaded with old fridges, making off with it like it’s gold bullion. At the same time, we’ve got an unidentified white male fished out of the crushing machine at the same junkyard where Derek stole the lorry.’ He sighed. ‘Bits and pieces. And they seem somehow connected – but I can’t see a pattern.’
‘Neither can I,’ said Annie. ‘And I don’t know if I’m complicating things by mentioning this, Sam, but there was a suicide recently at Friar’s Brook. One of the inmates, a lad called Tunning. He hanged himself.’
‘When was this?’
‘Two weeks ago. I came across it looking for Andy Coren. And a month before that there was a lad died in the kitchens. Some sort of faulty cooker went off on his face.’
Sam looked at the arrays of papers on Annie’s desk and sighed: ‘If we’re not careful here, Annie, we could get seriously bogged down in data. And data isn’t the same thing as information.’
‘That’s true, but we can’t afford to ignore details. If there is something weird going on here, and it’s being concealed, then it might only be those seemingly unrelated details that’ll reveal it to us.’
‘Can I leave this with you, Annie? This needs some careful thinking about. It’s all too Sherlock Holmes for the likes of some round here.’
He glanced over at Chris and Ray, who were discussing whether Xerox machines gave off radiation, and if they did was it enough to shrivel your nadgers?
‘I’ll call Friar’s Brook and see if I can dig up anything new,’ said Annie. And then, glancing over Sam’s shoulder, she added, ‘I think the Guv’d like a word with you.’
Sam turned and saw Gene’s face scowling at him from his office.
Obediently, Sam went to him, choking on the thick smoke from half a dozen early-morning fags that filled the office.
‘What’s the matter, Tyler?’ growled Gene. ‘The air in here not to your liking?’
‘It’s fine, Guv,’ spluttered Sam, waving his hand in front of his face. ‘I love the smell of cheap tobacco in the morning.’
‘Me too,’ said Gene without irony, drawing heavily on a No. 6. ‘But what I do not like is minions and skivvies carrying on behind my back.’
‘Guv?’
‘You’ve been talking to that nonce Barton. He’s downstairs in the cells hollering that you promised to let him walk.’
Sam shrugged. ‘There’s no point holding him. He’s just a kid.’
‘He’s an important link in a chain, Tyler.’
‘A chain leading where?’
‘To a den of pornographers,’ said Gene dramatically, snorting smoke from his nostrils. ‘Pansy pornographers. You should see the pictures, Tyler. Lads in their Y-fronts with their bacon butties flappin’ about fit to bust. It’s bloody diabolical.’
‘I have seen the pictures,’ said Sam, dismissively. ‘They’re nothing. Small potatoes.’
‘You reckon? Some of them boys had Hamptons like a Frenchie’s loaf.’
‘What I meant, Guv, was that Barton selling on mucky photos is hardly worth our while worrying about. He’s done time already, and he didn’t have an easy ride of it inside. He’s absolutely terrified of going back.’
‘My heart bleeds,’ intoned Gene. He sparked up a fresh smoke, contemplated it for a moment, and then said, ‘Okay. I’ll let Barton go. We need the space down there in the cooler. But the point remains, Tyler, that you’ve been going behind my back. It’s not for you to decide who gets to walk out of them cells.’
‘That’s what bothering you, isn’t it, Guv?’ said Sam. ‘You don’t give a stuff about “the pornographer’s den”. All that’s bothering you is that you feel I’ve trodden on your toes.’
‘Yes, I do. And, if there’s one thing I have, it’s sensitive toes.’
‘Well, it might soothe your bruised tootsies to know that Annie’s doing some nifty detective work out there. Looks like she’s identified our lorry thief. Derek Coren. His brother Andy’s doing time in Friar’s Brook right now.’
Gene shrugged. ‘That doesn’t get us any nearer to identifying the bloke in the crusher.’
There was a demure knock at the office door and Annie appeared.
‘Sorry to disturb you, Guv,’ she said, ‘but I’ve just picked up some information. Andy Coren was reported missing from Friar’s Brook last Friday. He escaped.’
‘Friday. The same day the body was found in the crusher,’ added Sam.
‘And the same day Derek made off with them fridges,’ mused Gene. He was furrowing his brows, like a dog picking up the scent. ‘All three incidents, all on the same day.’
‘Those lorries at Kersey’s Yard,’ Sam said. ‘Gertrude and Matilda. They were both bringing in junk from Friar’s Brook.’
‘There’s major renovations going on there,’ Annie explained. ‘They’re pulling down the old kitchens and boiler house.’