Lost Voices of the Edwardians: 1901–1910 in Their Own Words. Max Arthur. Читать онлайн. Newlib. NEWLIB.NET

Автор: Max Arthur
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as it is spoken. The second hour was Latin. Anyway, we stuck it, and on Thursday the first hour was geometry, and the second hour was algebra. He asked us the shortest distance between two points, A and B, and of course the answer was a straight line. He told us to write down the definition of a curve. Well I couldn't think so I wrote ‘straight line with a bend in it’ and he gave me a rap across the knuckles.

      Henry Allingham

      When we moved to Clapham, South London, my mother wanted to get me into a high-grade grammar school in South Lambeth Road. She went to see the head, who said, ‘Send the boy up to me and if he can pass the school entrance, I may be able to find a place for him.’ So I went to do the exam. He was a lovely man. He put me in the main school hall. He said, ‘Now, make haste slowly!’ and I did my best and answered all the questions on the paper. And I passed. It was a fantastic school, and they taught us French, science, woodwork, metalwork and art. The art master took us to the Tate Gallery. I used to spend Sunday afternoons at the Tate. I loved that school. I went there until I was almost sixteen.

      Albert ‘Smiler’ Marshall

      I was a bit of a fighter at school. A boy who had been expelled from another school started causing problems in our class. The master took me aside and told me to deal with him, so I met him outside where he was bullying some of the smaller ones and I gave him a good beating. He was as right as rain after that and he wanted to be my friend, but I wasn't having any of that.

      Richard Common

      The classroom had wooden ceilings, and when the teacher went out, we used to play darts with our pens. We threw the pens so that the nibs would stick in the ceiling. Then we would throw anything – hats or whatever we had – up to the ceiling to try and knock them down. One day, the teacher came in and we all had our pens except Billy Hurd, a Scotch lad who lived in Stanley Street. ‘Where's your pen?’ asked the teacher. There was one pen stuck in the ceiling. The teacher made Billy sit underneath it. ‘You'll soon know when it comes down,’ said the teacher, ‘you just sit there.’ And he made Billy sit underneath it all day.

      Joseph Henry Yarwood

      I went to the council school in Battersea, South London. I was poorly dressed and that made me a figure of ridicule. For a long time, I was known as ‘mop’ because I had long hair and we couldn't afford a haircut. Without being snobbish, I was an intellectual cut above these other kids and I could answer the teachers' questions. We had a sarcastic swine of a Scottish teacher who said, ‘I wonder, Yarwood, how you can answer all these questions?’ It was quite simple. I was always reading. My old grandmother used to say, ‘He'll come to a bad end, that boy. He's always got a book stuck in his fist.’

      Ruben Landsman

      From school I put in for a thrift form. I was given a corduroy suit and a pair of boots, and I came home so proud of that suit. But when my father came home in the evening and saw it, he asked, ‘Where d'you get that from?’ ‘From school,’ I said. ‘I signed the thrift form.’ ‘You can take it back.’ Charity he wouldn't have. We had literally nothing to eat, but charity he wouldn't have.

      Daniel Davis

      I used to get clothes from the Free School. I got a corduroy jacket and trousers, and a pair of boots. I had difficulty lifting them. You could hear somebody walking in those boots a mile away. We got them once a year before Passover. We also got free dinner tickets – but they only gave a certain number of tickets to each class, so if you were lucky you got the meal, and if not you had to go home. And in the morning, if you came before time, you used to get a chunk of bread and an enamel cup with some milk in. At dinner I had to eat whatever Mother made. We had to be satisfied. It was a lousy life. During those years I was always very frail because I didn't get the nourishment needed.

      Alfred Anderson

      When I was ten I got a job before school, delivering milk from Denend Farm to people nearby. By the time I was twelve I'd saved up enough to buy a bike, and I used it to earn pocket money to do more milk deliveries. I used to have milk churns hanging off the handlebars.

      Bessy Ruben

      We used to do a school play at Christmas time. This particular year we did Sleeping Beauty. One of the older girls in the Seventh Standard chose the characters. She chose a girl named Annie Silverman for the Sleeping Beauty and I was Fairy Crocus. She showed the list to Miss Poole, who used to stay behind and rehearse us. She looked at the list and said, ‘We can't have Annie Silverman for Sleeping Beauty. We'll have Betsy Schiffenbaum instead.’ That was me. There was a feud between Annie Silverman and me for years. We put the play on in Toynbee Hall and it was a great thrill – it was wonderful.

      John Wainwright

      There was no thought of my going on to further education. When I got to the top class, X7, two of the older boys were studying for the Grammar School examination, but presumably their parents were better off than mine. I wasn't entered. In fact, when I was twelve and a half I was put in for the ‘Labour Examination’. I went down to Wigan on a Saturday morning and I had to answer written questions and oral questions. I passed it and so I left school.

      John William Dorgan

      I owe a lot to the headmaster of the Colliery School, Mr Alcock. When I was supposed to be leaving school at thirteen, my mother went to see him and said that I was worth something better than going down the coal mine. She asked if I could stay on at school. The headmaster said yes. Another person stayed on at school – a girl called Mary Carr. We sat together at an old iron-framed desk made for two at the back of one of the classes. We didn't have a teacher so the headmaster gave us a book that he called a ‘classic’. He told us to read the book and write an essay on it. Mr Alcock was very painstaking. He corrected our spelling and phrasing and then he would make us write the essay again. Sometimes I had to write it a third time. Mary Carr never had to. She was brighter than me.

      Fred Lloyd

      I stayed at the school until I was thirteen, and I was very good at writing and arithmetic – that was my thing. My writing was put up on the blackboard for other children to copy and when one of my brother's girls was at the same school twenty years after I'd left, she came to me one day and said, ‘We've been looking at your writing, Uncle. It's on the blackboard.’

      Don Murray

      They had a scheme in those days called the ‘Half-Time system’. You could work in the morning and go to school in the afternoon, and the following week it would be reversed. It didn't matter which way round you did it, you couldn't win because if you were at work in the morning, you fell asleep on your desk in the afternoon and got a clout from the teacher. If you went to school in the morning and went to work in the afternoon, you fell asleep at work and got a clout from the overlooker.

      Jim Fox

      Our headmaster was a strict disciplinarian. We called him ‘Bossy’ Read. He earned the name. If you met him on the Saturday morning and you were on the opposite side of the street and you didn't pitch your cap as you passed, he would bring you out on Monday morning and he would say, ‘Look, Fox. I saw you on the other side of North Road on Saturday and you didn't touch your cap. Did you see me?’ If he thought you had seen him, you got the cane.

      Arthur Harding

      I had a special pal called Peaky. His people were on the respectable side. The father was a collar-and-tie man working for the Port of London Authority. We were always together and always playing truant from school. Peaky couldn't read or write – he couldn't even sign his name. I did