Copyright
GRANDPA’S GREAT ESCAPE. Text © David Walliams 2015. All rights reserved under International and Pan-American Copyright Conventions. By payment of the required fees, you have been granted the nonexclusive, nontransferable right to access and read the text of this e-book on-screen. No part of this text may be reproduced, transmitted, downloaded, decompiled, reverse-engineered, or stored in or introduced into any information storage and retrieval system, in any form or by any means, whether electronic or mechanical, now known or hereafter invented, without the express written permission of HarperCollins e-books.
First published in hardback in Great Britain by HarperCollins Children’s Books 2015
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Illustrations © Tony Ross 2015
Cover lettering of author’s name © Quentin Blake 2015
HB ISBN 978-0-00-749401-9
TPB ISBN 978-0-00-813519-5
Ebook Edition © September 2015 ISBN 9780008140359
Version: 2017-06-22
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Contents
1 Cover
5 Prologue
13 7 Disneyland for Old People
17 11 A Legend
21 15 Snoring Like an Elephant
23 17 Nothing
36 Part II: A Matter of Life and Death
38 31 The World’s Ugliest Nurses
44 37 Something Dark, Something Creepy
45 38 Dummies
46 39 Bonkers
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