Hang in There Bozo: The Ruby Redfort Emergency Survival Guide for Some Tricky Predicaments. Lauren Child. Читать онлайн. Newlib. NEWLIB.NET

Автор: Lauren Child
Издательство: HarperCollins
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Жанр произведения: Детская проза
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isbn: 9780007515592
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      Contents

       Title Page

       Be resourceful

       Never give up

       4. SKILLS TO BONE UP ON

       Making a fire

       Finding shelter

       Finding water

       5. WHATEVER YOU DO, BUSTER, DON’T GET LOST

       Trying to find your way in daytime?

       It’s night and you need to know where to go?

       Use a compass, genius.

       Don’t have a compass?

       6. SO YOU GOT LOST, BUSTER?

       What to do if you are lost in the desert

       What to do if you are marooned at sea

       What to do if you are alone in the wilderness and have no clue where you are

       7. OK, SO THERE ARE WORSE THINGS THAN BEING LOST

       How to survive quicksand

       How to survive a forest fire

       How to survive a rip current

       8. DANGEROUS ANIMALS, INCLUDING THE TWO-LEGGED TALKING VARIETY

       Snakes

       Snakish individuals

       How to sidestep an angry dog

       How to sidestep an angry individual

       Wolves

       Ocean predators

       Alien life forms

       Rhinos

       Bears

       Tigers

       Bullies

       9. SURVIVAL ETIQUETTE

       If you should happen to meet the Queen of England

       Meeting the ambassador

       Dealing with individuals who you suspect might be dangerous

       Dealing with individuals who you know are dangerously dull

       9½. WHEN ETIQUETTE FAILS: GET ME OUTTA HERE SIGNALS

       Fire

       Morse code

       An escape word

       10. CONCLUSION: NOW YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO WHEN YOUR WORST WORRY COMES YOUR WAY

       BONUS EBOOK CHAPTER:

       How to use your ebook reader in a survival situation

       About the Author

       Back Ads

       Copyright

       About the Publisher

      RUBY IS NO FOOL, so the survival advice contained in these pages is based on real information. However, it is only to be used in dire circumstances where your safety is at risk, or with adult supervision, because survival involves techniques and tools that, if not followed carefully, can be extremely dangerous. In other words:

      PLEASE DON’T TRY THIS AT HOME.

      The publishers cannot accept any responsibility for