Confessions of a Park Avenue Plastic Surgeon. Cap Lesesne. Читать онлайн. Newlib. NEWLIB.NET

Автор: Cap Lesesne
Издательство: HarperCollins
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isbn: 9780007382132
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nights at home, prepping for work. (On-air TV personalities require a different surgical and aesthetic approach – more on that later – so I remove the fat by making incisions inside the eyelids. After surgery, Frank looks five years younger, with no visible scars, and misses only one weekend of work.) Or Danielle, a once beautiful, newly widowed social force in Palm Beach, complains that because of a disastrous surgery performed on her by a non-board-certified plastic surgeon, her face has deteriorated into a distorted, unnatural mask, with sweeping lines across her cheeks. “I’m desperate,” she says. “You have to help me.” (When I cut the multiple suspension sutures that distort her smile, her cheeks release and resume a more natural position; the results are apparent before the surgery is even done.)

      And then there’s Liz.

      A five-foot-five, seventy-three-year-old dynamo and legend in the public relations field, Liz seemed particularly pleased with my operations. She had asked me to change her breast implants three times in two years and was always happy with the way they turned out. A little smaller, a little bigger, then smaller again. C cup, now C+, now down to a B+. Although I initially balked at the second and third surgeries, Liz’s motivation seemed appropriate, and after much discussion, I believed she understood the limitations and risks (e.g., asymmetry, hardening, infection, bleeding) of each surgery.

      Still, Liz looked somewhat anachronistic: youthful breasts on an aged body. But while this might tweak my aesthetic sense, Liz didn’t see it that way. She was thrilled.

      I was neither flattered nor dismayed by Liz’s desire to routinely change her breast implants, but I was curious. I continued to probe for the reason behind the frequent adjustments. For more than two years, I got no satisfactory answer from her.

      Six months after the third surgery, Liz comes to the office to discuss new implant set number four – and finally she cops to her motivation. “I change my breast size depending on who I’m dating,” she admits.

      “Liz, I can’t do this anymore,” I tell her.

      “Why do you care? It doesn’t hurt me, and it makes me feel good. Please,” she begs. “Just one more time.”

      “No. Three is enough.” Each time an implant goes in, the body forms a layer, or capsule, of collagen, which can contract and distort the implant. While medically and technically there’s no reason I can’t continue to alter her breast size, I refuse, given her motivation, to do more surgery.

      Liz scowls at me, not at all thrilled with my admonition.

      “Can’t you put in a zipper?” she wonders.

      Just because I want to help my patients doesn’t mean I always agree with their “reality.” Every now and then, I’m confronted by someone who seems to be looking in a fun-house mirror. Recently, I received this letter from Sapporo, Japan:

       Dear Dr. Lesesne,

       I understand you are a famous plastic surgeon.

       My daughter looks like Elizabeth Taylor.

       I would like her to look more Japanese.

       Can you make her look more Japanese?

       Thank you.

       Sincerely,

      It was signed by the girl’s mother.

      Stapled to the letter was a photograph of a homely, very Japanese-looking fourteen-year-old girl.

      

      Thanks to my unusual access to people seeking significant physical changes, I write this book, in part, to share what I’ve learned about what motivates us and what terrifies us.

      My subjects are women and men seeking plastic surgery; my subject is the skin and tissue of aging faces and bodies. Over the course of my years in practice, I’ve seen an almost incessant burst of innovation – including lasers, Botox, collagen, Sculptra, Restylane, short-scar surgery, and endoscopic surgery – that has helped to improve results dramatically, while reducing bruising, scarring, and recovery time. Other medical innovations not specifically intended for plastic surgery have also helped the quality of the work and the patient experience. For example, the pulse oximeter, a device that measures the blood’s O2 level, allows us to monitor anesthesia continuously, thus making for safer, more accurate administration of sedation, as well as allowing for more office-based surgery. Versed, a Valium derivative, and fentanyl, a narcotic, have gained popularity because they are short-acting; when the surgery is over and we cease sedation, the aftereffects for the patient are gone within an hour, not days.

      But it’s not just technical innovations and new drugs and the latest injectables that tantalize my patients. I’ve come to understand, after thousands of operations, a great deal about the anatomy of the face that isn’t found in anatomy textbooks. I’ve learned about light and shadow. About the way skin heals. About skin tension. About how much fat to remove (and whether to excise it or suction it). About where and why a surgeon should leave extra skin. About how best to disguise scars. About the false expectations of computer imaging. About why it’s crucial to examine the face over time and not just in the present. About which skin regimens work and which don’t. About a myriad of other lessons, large and small. All that knowledge has made my surgery of the face, in particular, far better today than when I did my first face-lift, in the winter of 1980, as a new surgical resident at Stanford University, assisting on a standard subcutaneous lift of a fifty-two-year-old mother of three.

      I also believe that there are strategies, in contrast to those of some of my colleagues, that allow me to achieve more natural results. “Where did Greta Van Susteren go?” patients of mine wondered, along with many others, even after the Fox TV anchor admitted to eyelid procedures (she never confessed to more). “Please don’t make my mouth like Melanie Griffith’s,” patients will demand before I inject their lips with Restylane. Or they might ask me, “What happened to Leslie Ash?” (Angelina Jolie’s name is also invoked, but in her case it appears the lips are her own.) The obviously plasticized look is not the usual goal of my patients; subtlety makes them happy. “Natural” is my guiding aesthetic principle. For facial surgery, my goal is twofold: to make my patient look phenomenal, and to make no one suspect why she looks phenomenal. I want her to be able to pull her hair back without any visible scars. A patient from Texas once paid me one of my favorite compliments: “You made me look younger, intellectual, and sexy.”

      On the other hand, I find it comical that so many women come in for breast augmentation thinking their husband or boyfriend won’t know. They’re shocked – “Can you believe it?” they ask me – when their partner deduces it in three nanoseconds.

      Many surgeons plan their procedures as a matter of routine, without accommodating the patient’s physiognomy or individual traits. My profession is degraded, I feel, by practitioners who perform the same style of operation regardless of the subject’s nose, face, or body habitus. But there are overbooked surgeons in Los Angeles, Miami, and elsewhere who insert the nearly identical pair of oversize breast implants on a vast cross section of their patients (including office staff, wives, and even daughters), so that every woman who leaves the office sports two half-grapefruits. The result is so artificial that many of us can’t help but wonder, “What was the surgeon thinking? What was the patient thinking?” Even though I spend all my day with women, and many of my closest friends are women, there are some questions I can’t answer.

      Then again, other questions that people think they have answered, I would challenge. For instance, I believe it’s a myth that Michael Jackson is a plastic surgery victim. People assume that everyone believes he’s a victim, including Mr. Jackson himself. That he must hate his face (and himself) or else why would he have gone back for more and more and more.… You know what I think? That he likes his surgery. A lot. If he’d been unhappy with what was happening to his face and wanted to reverse it, he could have, to an extent. But he never did. He had an idea of what he wanted, and he’s been following that road since. We may think it looks bad. I don’t believe he thinks so.

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