On my first Saturday in Hulme, I was lying on my bed when I heard the rag-and-bone man outside shouting, ‘Any old rags!’
‘Judy, get down here now!’ Freda’s voice made me jump.
I ran downstairs. Freda shoved an old white shirt of my father’s, and a few other bits of clothing and rags, into my arms and told me to get a donkey stone.
I went outside into the winter sunshine. A group of kids from the neighbouring houses had collected on the street with their armfuls of rags, twittering with excitement.
The rag-and-bone-man had longish, grizzled hair and was unshaven. His trousers were kept up with string, but his big shire horse didn’t look badly fed. He probably wasn’t that hard up as he was paid good money for a ton of rags across town at the paper factory.
One by one, the children gave the man their bags of old clothes and he held up a selection of toys they could choose from. One girl with an especially big bundle of rags was allowed to take a bat with a ball attached by a piece of elastic. I looked longingly at the bazooka, which I’d seen the other children blowing into and which made a really funny buzzy sound. ‘So what do you want, love?’ the rag-and-bone man asked me.
I knew what I had to say.
‘A donkey stone.’
‘Here you are then.’ He handed the chalky cream block to me. I went back indoors, not wanting to stick around watching the other kids playing with their new toys; but I could hear the buzzing from their bazookas and the loud clacks as they flicked their wooden clappers as I walked back over the cobblestones.
Another chore Freda gave me was humping our tin bath, full of dirty laundry, down to the wash house. Doing the washing, when no one in our street had hot water or a tub, was something that took the women most of the day. The wash house was only a short walk from our terrace, and a crowd of women would set out in the early morning, dressed in flowery overalls, hair tidied away in brightly coloured scarves tied in a knot at the top. In front of them, they’d be pushing old prams piled up with the week’s washing.
Freda used to do the laundry at the wash house, but it was my responsibility to get it there in the morning before school. I used to look longingly at the women’s prams as I staggered along the street carrying our huge tin bath. Freda didn’t bother to wonder how I’d be able to make it the three hundred yards to the washhouse; she’d just load up the bath and boot me out the door. I knew I would get into trouble if I dragged the bath, so I had to hold it out in front of me. It was back-breaking work, and every few steps I had to stop and put it down.
When I got to the wash house, I’d hand my shilling over and take the yellow ticket the lady behind the counter held out to me. Inside the building, on the ground floor, there were huge sinks with big copper taps along one wall. I’d put my tin bath down next to one of them, thus bagging it for Freda, who would be along later.
Doing the laundry would take Freda a good part of the day. First she’d use the plunger and scrubbing board to wash our clothes and sheets. After each load, she’d use the mangle to wring as much water as she could from them; then she’d dump them in one of the big steel spinners in the middle of the room. Along the side wall were wooden drying racks in heated compartments. Freda would pull one of them out, hang her clothes on it, and leave them drying there until the next load was ready. Lastly, she did some of the ironing, bringing the rest home for me to do.
Upstairs at the wash house were the public baths, and once a month I was allowed to go there. I’d run along our street with my towel, relishing the thought of a long soak. I paid my money and walked up the stairs to where there were several green-painted cubicles. The lady attendant was small and fat, with a big booming voice, and her curls tucked away in a hairnet.
Once in my cubicle, it was quite a task for me to get into the high bath; but, once in, I’d call to the lady attendant to put in the water.
Then came the fun bit: ‘More hot, please! … That’s enough! … More cold!’
When the bath was nice and full, and steaming hot, I’d lie back in the water. The tub was so big that I could swim in it. Once or twice I got into trouble for splashing the floor as I used to sit on the end of the bath and then slide down it in a whoosh of water.
I loved bathtime so much that I’d have liked to have stayed there all day, but our time was sharply monitored.
‘Time’s up, number three!’ bawled the small lady with the big voice. And then the fun was over for another month.
Freda, we’ve got a meeting at the house on Thursday.’
My father was sitting in his armchair, newspaper on his knees, relaxing after work.
‘You’d better get Judy trained up so that she doesn’t let us down. I don’t want her misbehaving.’
It was my third week in Wood Street and, although my dad and Freda had been out to a couple of Spiritualist meetings at other people’s houses, I had yet to be introduced to the whole pantomime. With his slick-backed hair, trimmed goatee, herringbone-tweed jacket, and shoes as shiny as conkers, my dad certainly looked the part of preacher-showman. And now it was Freda’s job to make sure I played my part perfectly too.
‘Right, Missy,’ said Freda. ‘You’ll do exactly as I say. If you botch it on Thursday, I’ll give you a hiding you’ll never forget.’
She told me to go to the top of the stairs. ‘I’ll want you in your nighty, hair brushed and ready for when I give the word. Right, let’s start.’
‘Judy, sweetie, it’s time for bed now. Come and say goodnight.’ I stood at the top of the stairs in amazement. Freda was using a saccharine, smarmy voice I’d never heard before.
Then it was back to her usual rough tone. ‘Come on, don’t just stand there gawping. Get a move on. Come down.’
I walked down the stairs and followed her to the living-room door. Freda went over and sat on the arm of a chair. ‘Now, I want you to say goodnight to our visitors. Go on, say it.’
I mumbled goodnight. My eyes were lowered to the floor as usual. I wasn’t used to having to talk, and didn’t like it one bit.
‘Oh for Christ’s sake! Look me in the eyes and say it nicer than that. And for goodness sake, smile!’
I had another go. This time I managed to make a better show of it.
I came back from school on Thursday to find a flowery flannel nightdress lying on my bed. I stayed upstairs in my room and when I heard the first guest arrive, got changed into it, and brushed my hair. At seven-thirty on the dot, I heard Freda’s voice, sweet and loving, calling from the bottom of the stairs.
‘Judy darling, time for bed, my love,’ my pantomime mother trilled. ‘Come and say goodnight.’
I walked down the stairs and entered the front room. There were four people sitting around the table on wooden chairs. My father was at the head, looking like he was acting the part of Christ at the Last Supper.
Can’t they see this is all fake? I thought to myself as I delivered my lines.
‘Night-night … night-night.’
Freda handed me a cup of warm milk and kissed me on the cheek. It was all I could do not to flinch or wipe my face where she’d touched it.
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