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Автор: Amy Schumer
Издательство: HarperCollins
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Жанр произведения: Биографии и Мемуары
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isbn: 9780008172404
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       Copyright

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      First published in the US by Gallery Books, an imprint of Simon & Schuster, Inc. 2016

      First published in the UK by HarperCollinsPublishers 2016

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      © Amy Schumer 2016

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      Front cover photograph © Mark Seliger

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      Ebook Edition © August 2016 ISBN: 9780008172404

      Version: 2017-11-10

       Dedication

      For Kimby and Jasy

      Contents

       Cover

       Title Page

       Copyright

       Dedication

      

      

       A Note to My Readers

       An Open Letter to My Vagina

       My Only One-Night Stand

       How I Lost My Virginity

       Things You Don’t Know About Me

       Can’t Knock the Hustle

       Excerpt from My Journal in 1999 (Age Eighteen) with Footnotes from 2016

       Faked It ’Til I Maked It

       Excerpt from My Journal in 2001 (Age Twenty) with Footnotes from 2016

       Beautiful and Strong

       Excerpt from My Journal in 2003 (Age Twenty-Two) with Footnotes from 2016

       How to Become a Stand-up Comedian

       Times It’s Okay for a Man to Not Make a Woman Come During Sex

       The Worst Night of My Life

       Things That Make Me Insanely Furious

       Athletes and Musicians

       Letter to the Editor

       Secret Bad Habits

       Mom

       NYC Apartments

       Blackouts and Stem Cells

       An Exciting Time for Women in Hollywood

       Mayci and Jillian

       Things That Make Me Happy

       The