THE JEWEL ROBBERY AT THE GRAND METROPOLITAN
A Short Story
by Agatha Christie
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‘The Jewel Robbery at the Grand Metropolitan’ was first published as ‘The Curious Disappearance of the Opalsen Pearls’ in The Sketch, 14 March 1923.
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The Jewel Robbery at the Grand Metropolitan
The Jewel Robbery at the Grand Metropolitan
‘The Jewel Robbery at the Grand Metropolitan’ was first published as ‘The Curious Disappearance of the Opalsen Pearls’ in The Sketch, 14 March 1923.
‘Poirot,’ I said, ‘a change of air would do you good.’
‘You think so, mon ami?’
‘I am sure of it.’
‘Eh – eh?’ said my friend, smiling. ‘It is all arranged, then?’
‘You will come?’
‘Where do you propose to take me?’
‘Brighton. As a matter of fact, a friend of mine in the City put me on to a very good thing, and – well, I have money to burn, as the saying goes. I think a weekend at the Grand Metropolitan would do us all the good in the world.’
‘Thank you, I accept most gratefully. You have the good heart to think of an old man. And the good heart, it is in the end worth all the little grey cells. Yes, yes, I who speak to you am in danger of forgetting that sometimes.’
I did not relish the implication. I fancy that Poirot is sometimes a little inclined to underestimate my mental capacities. But his pleasure was so evident that I put my slight annoyance aside.
‘Then, that’s all right,’ I said hastily.
Saturday evening saw us dining at the Grand Metropolitan in the midst of a gay throng. All the world and his wife seemed to be at Brighton. The dresses were marvellous, and the jewels – worn sometimes with more love of display than good taste – were something magnificent.
‘Hein, it is a good sight, this!’ murmured Poirot. ‘This is the home of the Profiteer, is it not so, Hastings?’
‘Supposed to be,’ I replied. ‘But we’ll hope they aren’t all tarred with the Profiteering brush.’
Poirot gazed round him placidly.
‘The sight of so many jewels makes me wish I had turned my brains to crime, instead of to its detection. What a magnificent opportunity for some thief of distinction! Regard, Hastings, that stout woman by the pillar. She is, as you would say, plastered with gems.’
I followed his eyes.
‘Why,’ I exclaimed, ‘it’s Mrs Opalsen.’
‘You know her?’
‘Slightly. Her husband is a rich stockbroker who made a fortune in the recent oil boom.’
After dinner we ran across the Opalsens in the lounge, and I introduced Poirot to them. We chatted for a few minutes, and ended by having our coffee together.
Poirot said a few words in praise of some of the costlier gems displayed on the lady’s ample bosom, and she brightened up at once.
‘It’s a perfect hobby of mine, Mr Poirot. I just love jewellery. Ed knows my weakness, and every time things go well he brings me something new. You are interested in precious stones?’
‘I have had a good deal to do with them one time and another, madame. My profession has brought me into contact with some of the most famous jewels in the world.’
He went on to narrate, with discreet pseudonyms, the story of the historic jewels of a reigning house, and Mrs Opalsen listened with bated breath.
‘There now,’ she exclaimed, as he ended. ‘If it isn’t just like a play! You know, I’ve got some pearls of my own that have a history attached to them. I believe it’s supposed to be one of the finest necklaces in the world – the pearls are so beautifully matched and so perfect in colour. I declare I really must run up and get it!’
‘Oh, madame,’ protested Poirot, ‘you are too amiable. Pray do not derange yourself!’
‘Oh, but I’d like to show it to you.’
The buxom dame waddled across to the lift briskly enough. Her husband, who had been talking to me, looked at Poirot inquiringly.
‘Madame your wife is so amiable as to insist on showing me her pearl necklace,’ explained the latter.
‘Oh, the pearls!’ Opalsen smiled in a satisfied fashion. ‘Well, they are worth seeing. Cost a pretty penny too! Still, the money’s there all right; I could get what I paid for them any day – perhaps more. May have to, too, if things go on as they are now. Money’s confoundedly tight in the City. All this infernal EPD.’ He rambled on, launching into technicalities where I could not follow him.
He was interrupted by a small page-boy who approached him and murmured something in his ear.
‘Eh – what? I’ll come at once. Not taken ill, is she? Excuse me, gentlemen.’
He left us abruptly. Poirot leaned back and lit one of his tiny Russian cigarettes. Then, carefully and meticulously, he arranged the empty coffee-cups in a neat row, and beamed happily on the result.
The minutes passed. The Opalsens did not return.
‘Curious,’ I remarked, at length. ‘I wonder when they will come back.’
Poirot watched the ascending spirals of smoke, and then said thoughtfully:
‘They will not come back.’
‘Why?’
‘Because, my friend, something has happened.’
‘What sort of thing? How do you know?’