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Автор: Shari Low
Издательство: HarperCollins
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isbn: 9780007335022
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       SHARI LOW

      A Brand New Me

       Copyright

       Published by AVON A division of HarperCollinsPublishers Ltd 1 London Bridge Street, London SE1 9GF

      www.harpercollins.co.uk

      First published in Great Britain by HarperCollins 2008

      Copyright © Shari Low 2008

      Cover design © Head Design 2017

       Cover illustrations © Shutterstock.com

      Shari Low asserts the moral right to be identified as the author of this work

      A catalogue copy of this book is available from the British Library.

      This novel is entirely a work of fiction. The names, characters and incidents portrayed in it are the work of the author’s imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events or localities is entirely coincidental.

      All rights reserved under International and Pan-American Copyright Conventions. By payment of the required fees, you have been granted the non-exclusive, non-transferable right to access and read the text of this e-book on screen. No part of this text may be reproduced, transmitted, down-loaded, decompiled, reverse engineered, or stored in or introduced into any information storage and retrieval system, in any form or by any means, whether electronic or mechanical, now known or hereinafter invented, without the express written permission of HarperCollins.

      Source ISBN: 9781847560179

       Ebook Edition © June 2009 ISBN: 9780007335022 Version: 2017-10-19

      To Danny Murphy, our incredibly handsome new

       nephew, who won’t be allowed to read this until he’s at least thirty! To John, who knows he is everything, always… And to my boys Callan & Brad, for being hilarious, outrageous and endlessly cuddly. Now can one of you please learn to make tea.

      Table of Contents

      Copyright

      Prologue ‘Three … two … one … Happy New Year!’

       Chapter 1 - Wired to the Moon

       Chapter 11 - Star-Crossed

       Chapter 12 - The Capricorn Date

       Chapter 13 - The Outer Cosmos

       Chapter 14 - Sunburn

       Great Morning TV!

       Chapter 15 - The Gemini Date

       Chapter 16 - Starry Starry Night …

       Chapter 17 - Space Oddity

       Chapter 18 - The Milky Way

       Chapter 19 - Total Eclipse of the Heart

       Kiss FM Commercial Break. 6.45 a.m.

       Chapter 20 - Lunar Landing

       Chapter 21 - Jupiter’s Moons

       Chapter 22 - The Aquarius Date

       Chapter 23 - Twinkle Twinkle …

       Chapter 24 - The Cancer Date

       Chapter 25 - Women Are from Venus

       Chapter 26 - Libra

       Chapter 27 - Superstar

       Chapter 28 - Starman

       Chapter 29 - The Virgo Date

       Chapter 30 - The Sagittarius Date

       Chapter 31 - Star Maker

       Great Morning TV!

       Chapter