“HERMES?” said Felix. “Sounds like some kind of disease.”
The UN man’s grey eyes stared into the TV camera, not blinking. “The design, manufacture and testing of every component has been overseen by UN engineers in controlled conditions. I’m certain that every voter will enjoy using the secure touch-screen kiosks that are currently being installed at polling stations around the country. The votes will be sent digitally, but securely, to the central hub in a secure location near Milton Keynes, where they will be counted by the HERMES mainframe computer.”
“He looks like some kind of robot,” said Georgie.
“Do you think he’s telling the truth?” Jimmy asked, leaning towards the TV as if lies would give off a scent. Inside, his programming was rumbling, suppressing another wave of pain, but at the same time making him throb with suspicion. “Do you think NJ7 will control his team? Or him? Have they already rigged the vote?”
Before anybody could answer, the news cut to the next item – and there was Christopher Viggo. His head was held high and his presence seemed to fill the screen.
“Look!” Felix exclaimed, pointing at the very edge of the picture. “It’s your mum!” Helen Coates and Saffron Walden were standing among Viggo’s supporters, listening to his speech.
“I’ve travelled thousands of kilometres around Britain,” the man said. “I’ve heard millions of voices: in person, in letters and in messages on the internet. Every one of those voices – your voices – is telling me that change must come.”
“He shouldn’t admit that he hears voices,” Felix cut in.
“Shh,” said Georgie. “I want to hear this!”
“Those voices,” Viggo went on, “tell me that you no longer want to listen to your doubts and fears, but to your greatest hopes and aspirations!”
He was building to a climax, and so was the response from the crowd, but the report cut back to the studio, where three women were droning on.
“What about the rest of his speech?!” Georgie complained. “How is that fair? He can’t win an election if they won’t even show his speeches on the news.”
“They showed a bit of it,” Jimmy replied. “That’s better than it used to be. And at least they admitted that he made a speech – they even called him ‘the opposition leader’ instead of ‘enemy of the state’ or ‘traitor’.”
Georgie grabbed the remote control from Jimmy’s knee and switched off the TV in frustration.
“We didn’t see anything,” she said.
“He was wearing a new tie,” mumbled Felix.
“You say the most random things sometimes,” said Georgie with an exasperated sigh.
“It’s not random,” Felix replied. “I was just thinking…”
“What?”
“Somebody must have paid for that tie.” He pushed himself off the floor. “And we still don’t know who.”
There was no great fanfare to the start of the election. Felix realised that he’d been wrong to expect it. He’d never witnessed an election before. The last election in Britain had come before he was born. But he knew there’d been a time not too long ago when elections were routine events. They must have had them all the time, he thought to himself. What a hassle.
He turned up the collar of his duffel coat and hunched his shoulders against the wind.
“Vote Viggo,” he said automatically, thrusting a leaflet into a woman’s hands as she walked past, into the school hall behind them. Felix imagined school halls all over the country similarly transformed into polling stations.
“Efficiency. Stability. Security!” Felix read aloud from one of the government posters in a mock-serious voice. He went on, waggling a finger in the air, “Insanity. Stupidity. Toxicity, and a nice cuppa tea!”
“Shh!” said Georgie, with a smile.
Felix let his thoughts stray to whether the hall of his own school was also being used for the election, then he wondered whether he’d ever be going back there. He would never have admitted it out loud, but he missed some things about school life – the security, the friends, the football… his parents telling him to do his homework.
Viggo and Saffron had left Felix and Georgie to handle this location on their own, while Viggo travelled round to as many other places as he could to gather last-minute support. Every vote counts, he’d said over and over to them.
Felix peeked round the doorway into the hall. A couple of armed policemen stood chatting to a young woman with identity tags who was obviously in charge of running this polling station.
“Hey, you can’t go in there!” Georgie whispered.
Felix waved away her concern. “I’m just looking.”
Past the policemen was a registration table, piled high with papers, and beyond that Felix could see the school gym. Lined up in rows up and down the length of the hall were dozens of voting machines. Each one was a touch-screen kiosk that looked to Felix like it could have dispensed train tickets or lottery tickets.
Strange way to choose a government, he thought, imagining how great it would be if instead of having to pick one of the choices the machine gave you, you could go on the internet and select anybody in the world to be Prime Minister.
Felix watched the woman he’d given the leaflet to. At the moment she was the only voter in the hall. She bent forward so close to the screen on her kiosk that her forehead almost pressed against the name at the top of the machine. Every kiosk bore slanted silver letters saying HERMES.
After a few seconds, the woman tapped her finger against the screen, gave a firm nod, as if the machine could see her, and marched back out of the hall. Felix kept his eyes on her, searching for some clue about who she’d voted for. The woman’s face was completely blank until she passed Felix, when she briefly glanced at him and gave a quick smile. Felix drew in a sharp breath. Did that mean…?
“Hey, Felix!” Georgie whispered. Felix turned to see a gaggle of people arriving. Georgie moved towards them and forced leaflets into their hands. “Vote Viggo!” she said. “End the oppression of Neo-democracy! Vote for freedom! Put control of the country back in the hands of the people!”
From then on, they were busy all day as a constant stream of people arrived to register their votes. Some of the voters smiled at Georgie and Felix, some ignored them completely, while a few tried to shoo them away.
“Vote Viggo!” Felix recited to the ones Georgie had missed.
“Be more cheerful,” Georgie whispered. “Every vote counts!”
“How many times do I have to hear…?” Felix stopped complaining, ready to give the most cheerful greeting of all time to his next ‘customer’. “Good morrow, fine gentleman!” he exclaimed in his brightest, squeakiest voice. “Top of the morning to you!”
“Felix!” Georgie gasped. “What are you doing?”
Felix waved a leaflet above his head, dancing an odd jig that involved twirling his wrists and clicking his heels.
“Happy voting!” he declared to the bemused man hurrying past him. “Place your finger in a voting nature on the button for Signor Viggo, the finest gentleman in the whole of old Eng-er-land!”
The man hunched his shoulders and scurried to the registration table, while Felix and Georgie burst out laughing.
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