Bab Ballads and Savoy Songs. William Schwenck Gilbert

good little Tootle-Tum-Teh—

      Exemplary Tootle-Tum-Teh!

      THE TROUBADOUR

      A troubadour he played

      Without a castle wall,

      Within, a hapless maid

      Responded to his call.

      "Oh, willow, woe is me!

      Alack and well-a-day!

      If I were only free

      I'd hie me far away!"

      Unknown her face and name,

      But this he knew right well,

      The maiden's wailing came

      From out a dungeon cell.

      A hapless woman lay

      Within that dungeon grim—

      That fact, I've heard him say.

      Was quite enough for him.

      "I will not sit or lie,

      Or eat or drink, I vow.

      Till thou art free as I,

      Or I as pent as thou."

      Her tears then ceased to flow,

      Her wails no longer rang,

      And tuneful in her woe

      The prisoned maiden sang:

      "Oh, stranger, as you play

      I recognize your touch;

      And all that I can say

      Is, thank you very much."

      He seized his clarion straight,

      And blew thereat, until

      A warden oped the gate,

      "Oh, what might be your will?"

      "I've come, sir knave, to see

      The master of these halls:

      A maid unwillingly

      Lies prisoned in their walls."

      With barely stifled sigh

      That porter drooped his head,

      With teardrops in his eye,

      "A many, sir," he said.

      He stayed to hear no more,

      But pushed that porter by,

      And shortly stood before

      Sir Hugh de Peckham Rye.

      Sir Hugh he darkly frowned,

      "What would you, sir, with me?"

      The troubadour he downed

      Upon his bended knee.

      "I've come, De Peckham Rye,

      To do a Christian task;

      You ask me what would I?

      It is not much I ask.

      "Release these maidens, sir,

      Whom you dominion o'er—

      Particularly her

      Upon the second floor.

      "And if you don't, my lord"—

      He here stood bolt upright,

      And tapped a tailor's sword—

      "Come out, you cad, and fight!"

      Sir Hugh he called—and ran

      The warden from the gate:

      "Go, show this gentleman

      The maid in forty-eight."

      By many a cell they past,

      And stopped at length before

      A portal, bolted fast:

      The man unlocked the door.

      He called inside the gate

      With coarse and brutal shout,

      "Come, step it, Forty-eight!"

      And Forty-eight stepped out.

      "They gets it pretty hot,

      The maidens what we cotch—

      Two years this lady's got

      For collaring a wotch."

      "Oh, ah!—indeed—I see,"

      The troubadour exclaimed—

      "If I may make so free,

      How is this castle named?"

      The warden's eyelids fill,

      And sighing, he replied,

      "Of gloomy Pentonville

      This is the female side!"

      The minstrel did not wait

      The warden stout to thank,

      But recollected straight

      He'd business at the Bank.