They had been going on about that “could” and “couldn’t” proposition for some time when some one staked Bob. That some one was promptly “called” by the “commodore” – as jolly a sea-dog as never trod a deck. Dan was a land-commodore, but he was very popular at the Yacht Club, where something besides waves seethed when he was around. He didn’t go often to the University Club where he complained things were too pedagogic. (No one else ever complained of that.) He liked to see the decks – or floors – wave. Then he was in his element and would issue orders with the blithe abandon of a son of Neptune. There was no delay in “clapping on sail” when the commodore was at the helm. And if he said: “Clear the decks for action,” there was action. When he did occasionally drift into the University, he brought with him the flavor of the sea. Things at once breezed up.
Well, the commodore called that some one quick.
“Five thousand he can’t do it.”
“For how long?” says Dickie.
“A week,” answered the commodore.
“Make it two.”
“Oh, very well.”
“Three, if you like!” from Bob, the stormy petrel.
They gazed at him admiringly.
“It isn’t the green garden talking, is it, Bob?” asked Clarence Van Duzen whose sole occupation was being a director in a few corporations – or, more strictly speaking, not being one. It took almost all Clarence’s time to “direct” his wife, or try to.
Bob looked at Clarence reproachfully. “No,” he said. “I’m still master of all my thoughts.” Gloomily. “I couldn’t forget if I tried.”
“That’s all right, then,” said Dickie.
Then Clarence “took” some one else who staked Bob. And Dickie did likewise. And there was some more talk. And then Bob staked himself.
“Little short of cash at the bank just now,” he observed. “But if you’ll take my note – ”
“Take your word if you want,” said the commodore.
“No; here’s my note.” He gave it – a large amount – payable in thirty days. It was awful, but he did it. He hardly thought what he was doing. Having the utmost confidence he would win, he didn’t stop to realize what a large contract he was taking on. But Dan, Dickie, Clarence and the others did.
“Of course, you can’t go away and hide,” said Dickie to Bob with sudden suspicion.
“No; you can’t do that,” from Clarence. “Or get yourself arrested and locked up for three weeks! That wouldn’t be fair, old chap.”
“Bob understands he’s got to go on in the even tenor of his way,” said the commodore.
Bob nodded. “Just as if nothing had happened!” he observed. “I’ll not seek, or I’ll not shirk. I’m on honor, you understand.”
“That’s good enough for me!” said Dickie. “Bob’s honest.”
“And me!” from Clarence.
“And me!” from half a dozen other good souls, including the non-aqueous commodore.
“Gentlemen, I thank you,” said Bob, affected by this outburst of confidence. “I thank you for this display of – this display – ”
“Cut it!”
“Cork it up! And speaking of corks – ”
“When does it begin?” interrupted Bob.
“When you walk out of here,”
“At the front door?”
“When your foot touches the sidewalk, son.” The commodore who was about forty in years sometimes assumed the paternal.
“Never mind the ‘son.’” Bob shuddered. “One father at a time, please!” And then hastily, not to seem ungracious: “I’ve got such a jolly good, real dad, you understand – ”
The commodore dropped the paternal. “Well, lads, here’s a bumper to Bob,” he said.
“We see his finish.”
“No doubt of that.”
“To Bob! Good old Bob! Ho! ho!”
“Ha! ha!” said Bob funereally.
Then he got up.
“Going?”
“Might as well.”
The commodore drew out a watch.
“Twelve minutes after three p.m. Monday, the twelfth of September, in the year of our Lord, 1813,” he said. “You are all witnesses of the time the ball was opened?”
“We are.”
“Good-by, Bob.”
“Oh, let’s go with him a way!”
“Might be interesting,” from Clarence sardonically.
“It might. Least we can do is to see him start on his way rejoicing.”
“That’s so. Come on.” Which they did.
Bob offered no objection. He didn’t much care at the time whether they did or not. What would happen would. He braced himself for the inevitable.
CHAPTER II – A TRY-OUT
To tell the truth – to blurt out nothing but the truth to every one, and on every occasion, for three whole weeks – that’s what Bob had contracted to do. From the point of view of the commodore and the others, the man who tried to fill this contract would certainly be shot, or electrocuted, or ridden out of town on a rail, or receive a coat of tar and feathers. And Bob had such a wide circle of friends, too, which would make his task the harder; the handsome dog was popular. He was asked everywhere that was anywhere and he went, too. He would certainly “get his.” The jovial commodore was delighted. He would have a whole lot of fun at Bob’s expense. Wasn’t the latter the big boob, though? And wouldn’t he be put through his paces? Really it promised to be delicious. The commodore and the others went along with Bob just for a little try-out.
At first nothing especially interesting happened. They walked without meeting any one they were acquainted with. Transients! transients! where did they all come from? Once on their progress down the avenue the hopes of Bob’s friends rose high. A car they knew got held up on a side street not far away from them. It was a gorgeous car and it had a gorgeous occupant, but a grocery wagon was between them and it. The commodore warbled blithely.
“Come on, Bob. Time for a word or two!”
But handsome Bob shook his head. “The ‘even tenor of his way,’” he quoted. “I don’t ordinarily go popping in and out between wheels like a rabbit. I’m not looking to commit suicide.”
“Oh, I only wanted to say: ‘How do you do,’” retorted the commodore rather sulkily. “Or ‘May I tango with you at tea this afternoon, Mrs. Ralston?’”
“Or observe: ‘How young she looks to-day, eh, Bob?’” murmured that young gentleman suspiciously.
“Artful! Artful!” Clarence poked the commodore in the ribs. “Sly old sea-dog!”
“Well, let’s move on,” yawned Dickie. “Nothing doing here.”
“Wait!” The commodore had an idea. “Hi, you young grocery lad, back up a little, will you?”
“Wha’ for?” said the boy, aggressive at once. Babes are born in New York with chips on their shoulders.
“As