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Willum

      Strippin' his brown arms wi' a view to horti-

      Cultural effort.

      Little guessed Willum, never extra-vain, that

      Up the green hill-side, i' the gloomy castle,

      Feminine eyes could so delight to view his

      Noble proportions.

      Only one day while, in an innocent mood,

      Moppin' his brow (cos 'twas a trifle sweaty)

      With a blue kerchief – lo, he spies a white un

      Coyly responding.

      Oh, delightsome Love! Not a jot do you care

      For the restrictions set on human inter-

      Course by cold-blooded social refiners;

      Nor do I, neither.

      Day by day, peepin' fro' behind the bean-sticks,

      Willum observed that scrap o' white a-wavin',

      Till his hot sighs out-growin' all repression

      Busted his weskit.

      Lady Jane's guardian was a haughty Peer, who

      Clung to old creeds and had a nasty temper;

      Can we blame Willum that he hardly cared to

      Risk a refusal?

      Year by year found him busy 'mid the bean-sticks,

      Wholly uncertain how on earth to take steps.

      Thus for eighteen years he beheld the maiden

      Wave fro' her window.

      But the nineteenth spring, i' the castle post-bag,

      Came by book-post Bill's catalogue o' seedlings

      Mark'd wi' blue ink at "Paragraphs relatin'

      Mainly to Pumpkins."

      "W. A. can," so the Lady Jane read,

      "Strongly commend that very noble Gourd, the

      Lady Jane, first-class medal, ornamental;

      Grows to a great height."

      Scarce a year arter, by the scented hedgerows —

      Down the mown hill-side, fro' the castle gateway —

      Came a long train and, i' the midst, a black bier,

      Easily shouldered.

      "Whose is yon corse that, thus adorned wi' gourd leaves

      Forth ye bear with slow step?" A mourner answer'd,

      "'Tis the poor clay-cold body Lady Jane grew

      Tired to abide in."

      "Delve my grave quick, then, for I die to-morrow.

      Delve it one furlong fro' the kidney bean-sticks,

      Where I may dream she's goin' on precisely

      As she was used to."

      Hardly died Bill when, fro' the Lady Jane's grave,

      Crept to his white death-bed a lovely pumpkin:

      Climb'd the house wall and over-arched his head wi'

      Billowy verdure.

      Simple this tale! – but delicately perfumed

      As the sweet roadside honeysuckle. That's why,

      Difficult though its metre was to tackle,

      I'm glad I wrote it.

A. T. Quiller-Couch.

      AFTER CAMPBELL

      THE NEW ARRIVAL

      THERE came to port last Sunday night

      The queerest little craft,

      Without an inch of rigging on;

      I looked and looked – and laughed!

      It seemed so curious that she

      Should cross the Unknown water,

      And moor herself within my room —

      My daughter! Oh, my daughter!

      Yet by these presents witness all

      She's welcome fifty times,

      And comes consigned in hope and love —

      And common-metre rhymes.

      She has no manifest but this,

      No flag floats o'er the water;

      She's too new for the British Lloyds —

      My daughter! Oh, my daughter!

      Ring out, wild bells – and tame ones too,

      Ring out the lover's moon;

      Ring in the little worsted socks,

      Ring in the bib and spoon.

      Ring out the muse, ring in the nurse,

      Ring in the milk and water;

      Away with paper, pen, and ink —

      My daughter! Oh, my daughter!

George Washington Cable.

      JOHN THOMPSON'S DAUGHTER

      A FELLOW near Kentucky's clime

      Cries, "Boatman, do not tarry,

      And I'll give thee a silver dime

      To row us o'er the ferry."

      "Now, who would cross the Ohio,

      This dark and stormy water?"

      "O, I am this young lady's beau,

      And she, John Thompson's daughter.

      "We've fled before her father's spite

      With great precipitation;

      And should he find us here to-night,

      I'd lose my reputation.

      "They've missed the girl and purse beside,

      His horsemen hard have pressed me;

      And who will cheer my bonny bride,

      If yet they shall arrest me?"

      Out spoke the boatman then in time,

      "You shall not fail, don't fear it;

      I'll go, not for your silver dime,

      But for your manly spirit.

      "And by my word, the bonny bird

      In danger shall not tarry;

      For though a storm is coming on,

      I'll row you o'er the ferry."

      By this the wind more fiercely rose,

      The boat was at the landing;

      And with the drenching rain their clothes

      Grew wet where they were standing.

      But still, as wilder rose the wind,

      And as the night grew drearer;

      Just back a piece came the police,

      Their tramping sounded nearer.

      "Oh, haste thee, haste!" the lady cries,

      "It's anything but funny;

      I'll leave the light of loving eyes,

      But not my father's money!"

      And still they hurried in the face

      Of wind and rain unsparing;

      John Thompson reached the landing