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Представляешь, Люсь, верблюд может ничего не пить и работать в течение целых восьми дней!!!

      На это жена хладнокровно замечает:

      – Подумаешь, удивил. Я тоже знаю такую тварюгу: восемь дней может пить и ни фига не делать.

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