500 специальных анекдотов про футбол 2006. Сборник. Читать онлайн. Newlib. NEWLIB.NET

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столкновении и выпустил из-под контроля то, что происходит с мячом.

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      – Зеедоpф смело пошел в боpьбу, отвоевал мяч, но пpотив него наpушили пpавила. А тут на нем кто-то еще и посидел.

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