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Автор: Эдуард Тополь
Издательство: "Издательство АСТ"
Серия: Бестселлеры Эдуарда Тополя
Жанр произведения: Современная русская литература
Год издания: 2016
isbn: 978-5-17-095130-7
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      Сноски

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      Добрый вечер, господин Президент!

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      Поехали! Запускай двигатель!

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      Извините, господин Президент! Погода нелетная.

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      Запускай двигатель.

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      У тебя должен быть болевой шок…

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      У вас международная страховка?

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      У нас нет страховки.

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      Что? Как так?

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      Мы не можем везти его в госпиталь без страховки.

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      СПРАВКА: ИВАН ТКАЧЕНКО – чемпион России (2002, 2003), серебряный призер чемпионата мира (2002) и чемпионата России (2008, 2009). После смерти хоккеиста выяснилось, что он, не раскрывая своего имени, оказывал крупную материальную помощь детям с тяжелыми заболеваниями. В частности, последний платеж в сумме 500 000 рублей в адрес девочки, страдающей острым лимфобластным лейкозом, Иван сделал в день своей трагической гибели. Общая сумма переведенных средств на момент его гибели составила 9 996 300 рублей. При его жизни об этом факте не было известно. Посмертно награжден медалью Уполномоченного по правам человека в РФ «Спешите делать добро».

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      Если вам понравилась наша экскурсия, наш водитель и я будем очень признательны за вашу благодарность.

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