Любит – не любит. Михаил Веллер. Читать онлайн. Newlib. NEWLIB.NET

Автор: Михаил Веллер
Издательство:
Серия: Она
Жанр произведения: Рассказы
Год издания: 1991
isbn: 5-17-038335-5, 5-9713-2698-8, 978-5-17-038335-1
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анекдот, – сказал Звягин. – Родился мальчик, здоровый, нормальный, пора начать говорить – а он молчит. По врачам таскают, к светилам пробиваются, – молчит. Пять лет, шесть. И вдруг однажды после обеда произносит: «Бифштекс сегодня был горелый». Родители в ажиотаже: «Ах, ох, что такое, чудо! почему же ты раньше молчал?» – «А раньше все было в порядке».

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