lations behind the wheel

      Small edition in a humorous way. English version

      Igor Bovsunovsky

      © Igor Bovsunovsky, 2020

      ISBN 978-5-0051-7149-8

      Created with Ridero smart publishing system

      REVELATION #1

      There is a legend that if you stroke the dashboard in winter and gently touch the steering wheel, the car will start easier

      REVELATION #2

      No one is as surprising as a pedestrian who calmly went out onto the road from behind a bus while talking on the phone

      REVELATION #3

      Nothing raises self-esteem like waiting for a bright future near an unregulated pedestrian crossing

      REVELATION #4

      The real driver only turns left when the green light comes on.

      REVELATION #5

      The seventies is such a professional with a sign on the glass who holds the steering wheel with only one hand, and not turn on the turns is his privilege

      REVELATION #6

      Unbelievable, but true: under “give way” a more expensive car has an advantage

      REVELATION #7

      The more limited the visibility of the road, the more likely someone is there

      REVELATION #8

      A real driver always has a self-tapping screw in stock. In the tire. On the road

      REVELATION #9

      The number of outbids is directly proportional to the kilograms of putty on the car body

      REVELATION #10

      If you really want to, then you can turn left from the extreme right lane

      REVELATION #11

      A real pedestrian is a person who walks slowly, wearing headphones and a hood, outside the pedestrian crossing, without looking around

      REVELATION #12

      After installing a thin spare wheel, the priority vehicle speed is set to at least 100 km / h.

      REVELATION #13

      You don’t need to sleep for several hours to conquer sleep. It is enough to open all the windows and turn on the music at full volume

      REVELATION #14

      The cheaper the car, the louder the music plays in it.