Confessions of a British Doctor. Benjamin Daniels

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      BENJAMIN DANIELS

       Confessions of a British Doctor

      Table of Contents

       Title Page

       Disclaimer

       Who am I?

       Introduction

       Mrs Peacock

       Tom Jones

       First day

       Jargon

       Proud to work for the National Health Service (NHS)

       Drug reps

       Mr Tipton, the paedophile

       Average day

       Tara

       Sex in the doctors clinic

       The elderly

       Bums

       Julia

       Good doctors

       Connor

       Janine

       Saving lives

       Kirsty, the trannie

       ‘It’s my boobs, Doc’

       Mr Hogden

       Small talk

       Notes

       Ten minutes

       Alf

       Meningitis

       Uzma

       Africa

       Evidence

       Carolina

       Lee

       Hugging

       Tough Life Syndrome

       Mrs Briggs

       Betty Bale’s cat

       Vaccines

       Darryl

       The pat dog

       Rina

       Dos and don’ts

       Home births

       Michael

       Alternative medicine

       Thai bride

       Dead people

       Holistic earwax

       Dr Arbury

       Body fluids

       Racism

       Sleep

       Magic wand

       Cannabis

       Mistakes … I’ve made a few

       The near miss

       The cockup but arse covered

       The cockup and up shit creek

       Dying

       Happy pills

       Top 1 per cent of the population

       Kieran

       Peter

       Granny dumping

       Ed