Escape from Coolville
by
Sherman Sutherland
For all the L.J. Davenports of the world.
ESCAPE FROM COOLVILLE. Copyright © 2012 by Sherman Sutherland. All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying, recording, or by any information storage and retrieval system, without the written permission of the Publisher, except where permitted by law.
Published by
Platen Press
Washington, D.C.
This book is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, organizations, places, events, and incidents either are the product of the author’s imagination or are used fictitiously. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, events, or locales is entirely coincidental.
Library of Congress Control Number: 2012910208
Cataloging-in-Publication Data
Sutherland, Sherman.
Escape from coolville : a novel / Sherman Sutherland.—1st ed.
p. cm.
ISBN: 978-0-9857501-0-7 (pbk.)
eISBN: 978-0-9857501-8-3
1. Autobiography—Authorship—Fiction. 2. Karma—Fiction. 3. Humor. 4. Psychic readings—Fiction. 5. Revenge—Fiction. 6. Telemarketing—Fiction. I. Title
PS3566.U84 E83 2012
813'.54—dc21 2012910208
Book design: Tara Hsiao
Images: L.T. Wang
Printed in the United States of America
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