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Source ISBN: 9780008200527
Ebook Edition © September 2018 ISBN: 9780008200541
Version: 2018-08-21
To Enzo, for the idea
Contents
Chapter 2. A Prince Among Pranksters
Chapter 5. What I Propose To Do
Chapter 8. The Naughtiest Boy in the School
Chapter 10. Benny and Bjorn(ita)
Chapter 12. Even More Frightening
Chapter 13. Take Your Pants Back
Chapter 14. Mr Bum Bum Bummington
Chapter 15. AAAAARGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!
Chapter 19. A Bracketwood Flashmob
Chapter 21. Meowing Like a Cat
Chapter 22. Time for the Next Lesson
Chapter 23. The How to Be a Head Teacher Handbook
Chapter 24. My Name Isn’t Doreen
Chapter 25. OH! HEADMASTER CAR-TER!
Chapter 26. This is Getting Weird
Chapter 27. All Fourteen Varieties
Chapter 30. BRRASSSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOO