Baby, It’s Cold Outside
Cathy Yardley
To my agents, Annelise Robey and
Christina Hogrebe, for being extraordinarily patient. Thank you!
Contents
Prologue
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Epilogue
Prologue
Sixteen years ago…
“COLIN REESE, YOU disappoint me,” Mrs. Norton, the principal of Tall Pines High School, said with an exaggerated sigh.
Colin shrugged. He’d developed shrugging into a highly complex sign language. This shrug said, I’d love to care, but I really don’t.
“You’re a senior, Colin. I would have thought you were old enough—and mature enough—to have moved beyond these juvenile pranks.”
Colin sent her a slight grin and shrugged again. You’d think, wouldn’t you?
“Defacing school property…” Mrs. Norton patted her hair, making sure her bangs were still lacquered in place, a sign that she was really upset. Colin had been in the principal’s office enough in the past four years to read her like a comic book. “We could have you arrested, Colin.”
“Oh, come on, Mrs. N.,” he protested, the statement outrageous enough to prompt more than a shrug from him. “Putting a statue of Eamon Stanfield in a dress isn’t defacing school property.”
“You made him look like a hooker.”
“No, I made him look like Sexy Mrs. Santa,” Colin corrected, quoting the mail-order catalog. “It’s Christmas. I thought it’d be festive.”
“You put makeup on him,” Mrs. Norton added. “The janitors are having a hard time getting the lipstick off.”
Don’t laugh, he warned himself. His latest prank may have gone a bit too far. “I’ll wash off the old guy myself,” he volunteered.
Mrs. Norton sighed heavily. “You continually pick our town’s most honored and cherished traditions to poke fun at, Colin. Last summer, you put pickled herrings in the planters at the Ladies’ Auxiliary Orchid Show—”
“That was never proved,” Colin said.
“Then there was the incident with the Otter Lodge fountain being filled with Jell-O…”
Colin opened his hands in a gesture of innocence. “Again…”
Mrs. Norton frowned. “And the bronze plaque that had the names of all the town’s founding fathers, including Eamon Stanfield, went mysteriously missing last semester.”
“Hey,” Colin protested, “I had nothing to do with that one. I don’t steal.”
“What I want to know is—when is all this nonsense going to stop, Colin?”
Colin felt a surge of anger. “When I get the hell out of this town.”
Mrs. Norton looked surprised, then supremely saddened. Colin immediately felt like a jerk.
“I’m sorry,” he said. “I don’t mean to hurt anybody. I’m blowing off a little steam, that’s all. They’re stupid little jokes, meant to be funny, not destructive. I mean, I see the absurdity in a lot of our traditions, and nobody else seems to.”
“What you see as absurd,” Mrs. Norton said stiffly, standing up, “a lot of us see as sweet and comforting. And every little act of rebellion you commit doesn’t make you look sophisticated. It makes you look mean-spirited and petty.”
Colin grimaced, roiling in his own unhappiness. “I’m sorry,” he apologized—and he meant it.
“I’m suspending you for a week, Colin.”
He nodded. He’d been expecting that. “I’ll head on home.”
“No, you’ll wait here,” she said. “Your mother’s on her way to pick you up.”
“My mother?” He winced. “Why? I just live a few blocks away.”
“I had to call her, Colin.” Now Mrs. Norton seemed smug. “Besides, I wanted to talk about plans for the Spring Fling and then the grad-night party, since she’s head of the committee.”
Of course she is, Colin thought and wallowed in his misery.
“She was very, very upset to hear what you’d done to the statue,” Mrs. Norton added. “I imagine she’ll have some words for you when she gets here.”
He nodded unhappily. Some words. A mild way to put what promised to be a very unpleasant episode.
He sat out in the lobby of the administrative office wearing his best trademark scowl.
“Oh, Colin,” Ruthie, the front-office secretary, said with a small shake of her head. “How can such a sweet kid get into so much trouble?”
“Don’t tell me you didn’t giggle just a little seeing Eamon Stanfield all tarted up,” he coaxed.
Ruthie glanced at the principal’s office, making sure the door was closed. Then she broke out into a wide grin. “It was funny,” she admitted. “Especially since, from what I understand, Eamon Stanfield would keel over dead before wearing ladies’ clothes.”
Colin grinned back. “Exactly.”
“Which is why we’re in so much trouble.” Ruthie sighed.
“What do you mean?” he asked.
Before he could get an answer, the door opened. A young girl, about sixteen years old, walked in. She was wearing a navy-blue plaid pleated skirt with a big safety pin in it and a moss-green sweater set. She was also wearing stylish boots—a nod to the weather. Her pale cheeks were rosy from the cold, and she wore her long auburn hair in a simple ponytail.
“Hi, Ruthie,” she said. “Just wanted to drop off the money for the Spring Fling fund-raiser from the booster club. We raised even more this year than we did last year.”
“Emily, you are a doll,” Ruthie said with approval, taking the envelope. Then she looked pointedly at Colin. “Never in here for any trouble.”
“I know,” Emily replied. If Colin didn’t know better, he’d think she sounded annoyed by the comment.
Ruthie’s voice dropped. “Is your father still upset about the…statue incident?”
Colin sank lower in his seat. Emily Stanfield. Of course he knew her. She was only a living, breathing legacy of Tall Pines, Connecticut. Her family had been in the town since the beginning; it was her great-grandfather’s statue that he’d dressed up in the red minidress. She was on almost every committee or volunteer organization imaginable. As a sophomore, she’d already been voted onto the homecoming court. She might as well have an entire wardrobe with I Love Tall Pines emblazoned on it in big sparkly letters. Like all her forebears, she’d probably live in this little town till she died.
She was the complete opposite of Colin, the angel