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Автор: Alan Whicker
Издательство: HarperCollins
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Жанр произведения: Биографии и Мемуары
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isbn: 9780007342914
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      Alan

      Whicker

      Journey of A Lifetime

      

      For Valerie, of course—who retraced every step

      with me and made each one happy…

      And for our friends Anne and David Crossland

      who joined this kaleidoscope of Whickerwork and spread a lot of happiness we were often lucky enough to share.

      Table of Contents

       Cover Page

       Title Page

       Dedication

       8 - STILL NO DEAL WITH THE DEVIL

       9 - IN AMERICA’S SMARTEST SOCIAL RESORT ONLY THE LONELINESS GETS WORSE

       10 - YOU DIDN’T LOOK LIKE THAT IN HELLO!

       11 - IN MEXICO DEATH KNOCKS MORE OFTEN AND MUST MORE FREQUENTLY BE ADMITTED

       12 - EASY TO TEACH WOMEN TO SHOOT, HARDER TO TEACH THEM TO KILL

       13 - A POM WHO’S MADE GOOD—IF THAT’S THE WORD

       14 - A MOST SIGNIFICANT PINNACLE OF CORAL

       15 - THAT’S FOR THE RELEVANT DEMON-GIANT TO WORRY ABOUT

       16 - ALL THE TIME YOU HAVE A SENSE OF IMPENDING DISASTER

       17 - I’VE ALWAYS WISHED I HAD A BETTER PERSONALITY

       18 - THEY FEED THE PIGS ON PASSION FRUIT, THE SHEEP ON WILD PEACHES

       19 - TROUBLED SPIRITS, NEVER QUITE COMFORTABLE IN THEIR SKINS

       20 - I DON’T MIND A BEATING PROVIDED IT’S BEDSTAKES AFTERWARDS

       21 - THEY LIVE IN BAREFOOT POVERTY—AND NEVER SEE A MAN

       22 - A FEW LEFT BEHIND WHEN THE TIDE RAN OUT

       23 - NO MONEY, NO ENGLISH—AND NO TROUSERS

       24 - I AWAITED THE STRETCHER-BEARERS, BLEEDING QUIETLY

       25 - A RATHER SMALL UTRILLO

       26 - THIRTY BODYGUARDS FOR DINNER

       27 - THE RIGHT INTERESTS: LADIES, HORSE-RACING—AND TAKING THE LOCALS FOR A RIDE

       28 - BACKSTAGE AT THE ROYAL PALACE

       29 - NEVER A FRIENDLY ARMOURED DIVISION AROUND WHEN YOU NEED ONE

       30 - THE PARTY’S OVER—IT’S TIME TO CALL IT A DAY

       Index

       Acknowledgements

       Other Books By The Author

       Copyright

       About the Publisher

       UNKNOWN PLACES FIT FOR EAGLES AND ANGELS

      My first television programme fifty-two years ago involved travel. With a BBC crew of three we struck out for the Near East, and this book recalls the filming of the earliest Journey of a Lifetime. The excitement was intense. Nothing daunted, we arrived in…Ramsgate. Yes, we were considering the livelihood of seaside landladies. Well you have to start somewhere, and they were unflinching.

      Mrs Evelyn Stone’s poodle Candy wore a new blue and red coat for the occasion, I recall. Opposite us, overlooking the sea, a sight which surely dates the picture—not to mention me. Across the road in Nelson Crescent, a blitzed building: roofless and desolate.

      Now the BBC has asked me to join in this celebration of my first half-century in television with a memory of some thirty Journeys of a Lifetime—a look at the fun, shock and jubilation of half a century spent getting to know interesting people living unusual lives around the world.

      The first long-cut of any television film is exciting, the second alarming—for you see and hear where you went wrong. To make the first cut the Editor and Director will have removed the humour, to make room. Jokes are always the first to go. Editors suspect that they take us away from the storyline, or hold up the action. Unfortunately they also take with them much of the elusive flavour we were chasing—our attitude towards the rest of the world.

      Then, gradually, later versions of Whicker’s World emerge from the cutting rooms and into my study. Everything slowly comes together, from the first interview to the last frame,