CLAUDIA CARROLL
Personally, I Blame My Fairy Godmother
AVON
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For my great friend, Weldon Costelloe. With love and thanks.
‘Only when the tide goes out, do you discover who’s been swimming naked.’
Warren Buffet
‘They say that when you ask God for your heart’s desire, he’ll give you one of three possible answers. The first is yes. The second is, not yet. And the third is, I have something far, far better in mind.
Answer three is kind of where this story starts …’
Jessie Woods
Table of Contents
Once upon a time, there was a little girl whose favourite fairytale character was Cinderella. It was easy for her to relate to her heroine because, you see, they’d so much in common. Just like Cinderella, her mum had died when she was three years old, leaving only herself and her dad. Course, she