Nurse Elisia
Chapter One.
The Elthornes
Crick!
“There: just as I expected. The old story. Hard and indigestible as lead.”
“I’m very sorry papa, dear.”
“Sorry! What’s the good of being sorry? You know how I suffer from indigestion, and yet you persist in giving me eggs like that for my breakfast.”
Mr Ralph Elthorne, of Hightoft, in the county of Lincolnshire, threw down the knife with which he had given a savage chop at the side of an egg, as if to cut off the top at a blow, pushed away his plate so that the silver egg-cup fell over sidewise, finishing the breaking of the egg, and letting a thick stream of rich yellow yolk begin to flow, while the irritable gentleman made a snatch at the toast-rack, and uttered an angry ejaculation.
“Will you take tea or coffee, papa, dear?” said the sweet, rather delicate looking girl seated at the head of the table; but there was no reply, and after exchanging glances with the lady, a good-looking, sun-tanned young fellow on her right said:
“Let me send you some of this, father,” and he “made an offer” at the hot water dish before him with a glistening spoon.
“Eh? What is it, Al?”
“Kidneys, sir.”
“Bah! No, I’ve got leather enough here. Look at this. Does that idiotic woman in the kitchen call this dry toast? Look at it. Only fit to make soles for shooting boots.”
“Rather caky,” said the young man, with his mouth full. “Not bad kidneys; nice and hot.”
“Well, Isabel, how long am I to wait for that cup of coffee? No, I’ll take tea.”
The girl, who had poured out two cupfuls tentatively, started up from her chair, and took the cup of tea round to the other end of the table, placed it beside the rather fierce looking elderly man, bent down and kissed his forehead, and hurried back to her place.
“We never did have but one servant who could make the toast properly,” continued the head of the family. “How is she, Isabel? When is she coming back?”
“Very soon, I hope, papa. Neil mentions Maria in his letter this morning.”
“Eh? Neil written to you?”
“Yes, papa.”
“Humph!” ejaculated Mr Elthorne, making a dig at a pat of butter as it floated in water in the cooler, splashing some of the water over the cloth, and harpooning the said pat so insecurely that it dropped off his knife before it reached his plate. “I think it would be more creditable to Neil if he wrote a little more often to his father.”
Alison Elthorne exchanged glances with his sister, and his lips moved as if he were speaking words which Isabel interpreted to mean, “Got out of bed wrong way.”
The breakfast went on. Mr Elthorne placed a pair of spring folding glasses on his well-cut aquiline nose, and took up and frowned at a letter. “When’s Neil coming down?”
“He did not say, papa. He writes that poor Maria causes him a great deal of anxiety.”
“Poor Maria? I think she ought to be very glad and grateful. It is wonderful what is done for the poor in this country. Here is this girl, taken up to London free of expense, placed in a magnificent institution, and receives the attention of such an eminent man as – hah, not a bad cup of tea,” – a long breath drawn after a hearty draught – “as Sir Denton Hayle, without counting that of Neil. Is your aunt coming down to breakfast, or is she not?”
“She will be down soon, papa. She – she rather overslept herself.”
“Rubbish! Idleness! Pure idleness! She knows how I hate to see an empty chair at the table. Professes to keep house, and is never in her place at proper time. Keep house, indeed! Eggs like leaden bullets; toasts and kidneys like leather; tea half cold and not fit to drink; and – ”
“Now, papa, dear, you said just now that it was not a bad cup of tea.”
“Eh? Did I? Humph – a lapsus linguae,” said Mr Elthorne with a grim smile, for his breakfast was softening down his asperities. “Alison, ring that bell.”
The young man rose slowly and straddled to the fireplace after the fashion of men who are a good deal in the saddle, rang, and came back to the table.
“Been in the stables this morning, Al?”
“Yes.”
“How did The Don look?”
“Oh, right enough, but I don’t like him any better, sir.”
“Prejudice, Al, prejudice. Because I let someone else choose him instead of you. Wants an older man to judge a horse.”
“Dare say it does, sir. But I would not have given a hundred pounds for The Don – nor yet thirty,” added the young man sotto voce.
“Bah! Prejudice, boy. Sound wind and limb; well bred.”
“Granted, sir. He is all that you say, but he has a temper. You wanted a quieter animal – a nice weight-bearing, steady cob.”
“Indeed!” said Mr Elthorne, sarcastically, “or a donkey. I’m growing so old and feeble.”
“You rang, sir,” said the quiet, staid looking butler.
“Yes; send one of the maids up to ask Mrs Barnett – humph! Never mind.”
The butler held open the door for a rather stout, florid looking, middle-aged lady to enter, which she did in a hurried, bustling way, pressing her pince-nez on to her nose.
“Good-morning!” she exclaimed. “I am so sorry, Ralph. I hope I have not kept you waiting.”
“Oh, dear, no,” began Mr Elthorne. “Oh, hang it all, Anne, do mind,” he continued, as there was a click caused by the encountering of two pairs of spectacles, as the lady kissed him, and then bustled on to salute Alison with a similar kiss to that bestowed upon his father.
“Morning, my dear. Good-morning once more, Isabel, my dear.”
“And how are you now you have come?” said Mr Elthorne gruffly.
“Oh, not at all well, Ralph, dear,” sighed the lady, as she settled herself in her chair and spread her snowy napkin across her knees. “What have you there, Alison, dear? Yes, I’ll take one. Coffee, please, Isabel dear. It’s very chilly this morning.”
“Very,” said Mr Elthorne sarcastically. “You should have a fire in your bedroom.”
“Well, really, Ralph, I think I will. It is so cold getting up.”
She sneezed sharply. There was a faint click, and a tiny splash in her cup.
“Oh, dear me, look at that!” cried the lady. “Isabel, my dear, will you pass me the sugar tongs. Thanks.”
Alison burst into a fit of laughter as his aunt began solemnly to fish in her coffee cup for her pince-nez.
“You shouldn’t laugh, my dear.”
“Enough to make a donkey laugh,” said Mr Elthorne grimly.
“Did you mean that term for me, sir?” said Alison sharply.
“No, Al, no,” said his father coolly. “If it had been meant for you I should have called you an ass.”
“Thank you,” said the young man.
“Quite welcome, Al. You are one sometimes.” Alison frowned, but his annoyance passed off as he saw success attend his aunt’s diving apparatus, for she made a successful plunge, brought out the dripping glasses, and began placidly to wipe them upon her napkin.
“The springs of these glasses do get so terribly weak,” she said, and then paused to raise her head, throw it back, and gaze plaintively up at a corner of the ceiling.
“Er – er – er – er – ”
“What’s the matter, Auntie?” said Alison mockingly.
“Tchischew! – er – tischew!” she sneezed. “Oh, dear me, what a cold I have caught!”
“Be