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Автор: Jim Smith
Издательство: HarperCollins
Серия: The Barry Loser Series
Жанр произведения: Учебная литература
Год издания: 0
isbn: 9781780313702
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      First published in Great Britain 2014

       by Jelly Pie an imprint of Egmont UK Ltd

       The Yellow Building, 1 Nicholas Road, London W11 4AN

      Text and illustration copyright © Jim Smith 2014

       The moral rights of the author-illustrator have been asserted.

      First e-book edition 2014

      ISBN 978 1 4052 6801 1

       eISBN 978 1 7803 1370 2

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       Contents

       Cover

       Title page

       Copyright

       Nobody likes a show-off

       Old granny legs

       Mini Barry gulp

       Future Ratboy voice

       Planet Dog Poo

       Grubbage

       Captain Barry

       Captain Snoggles

       Having a wee

       Barry Boxes

       Mr Feeko’s Beard Flakes

       May the keelest loser win

       The Donut Beards

       The Whiteboards

       Lord Donut

       After that last bit

       Tomozzoid

       The loserkeelest superloser

       The vote

       Lunch breath

       The winner

       Lip wobble

       Onion tears

       Grubbarry

       Verbunkennotloser

       Happy birthkeel

       Loser boy

       About the page numberer

       Praise for my other books

       Endnotes

      

      I’ve always wanted to be a superhero like my favourite TV star, Future Ratboy. That’s why I’ve started calling myself . . . Superloser!

      Superloser’s catchphrase is ‘keel!’, which is what Future Ratboy says instead of ‘cool’.

      My superpower is