First published in Great Britain 2018
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Contents
Cover
The History of Television Exhibition
Counting blueberry marshmallows
My annoying little brother, Desmond Loser the Second, always gets everything his own way.
Like the other morning when me, him, my mum and dad were all sitting round the kitchen table before school.
I was happily flipping through my Future Ratboy Fan Club Magazine, imagining I was a superhero like him, when Des opened his mouth.