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First published in Great Britain by HarperCollinsPublishers 2018
First published in the USA as ‘When Life Gives You Lululemons’ by Simon and Schuster 2018
Copyright © Lauren Weisberger 2018
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Source ISBN: 9780007569281
Ebook Edition © June 2018 ISBN: 9780008299514
Version: 2019-03-15
To my entire family, with love
Contents
Copyright
4. Some of My Best Friends Are Jewish
6. Just a Cottage in the Country
7. Vodka and Tampax: A Match Made in Greenwich
8. Happy to Sip and Not to See
13. Celebrities Are Fickle and Oftentimes Stupid
14. Viewing of the New German Au Pair
15. Exactly Like Rehab, Only Different
16. Just a Friend and a Blue Glitter Condom
17. Pinterest’s Mom of the Year
19. America Wants to Forgive You
21. Munching Xanax Like Gumballs
22. Not the Only One Who Can Google
23. Home to the Custom-Fit Vagina
24. The Tides Are Turning and the Tears Are Terrific
25. The Cocaine of the Kindergarten Set
27. The Dalai Lama of Blackmail
29. Willing to Do Whatever It Takes
31. Goodbye Wheatgrass, Hello Sarcasm