Skulduggery Pleasant. Derek Landy

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      DEREK LANDY

      Skulduggery Pleasant

       Copyright

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      Skulduggery Pleasant rests his weary bones on the web at: www.skulduggerypleasant.com

      First published in hardback in Great Britain by HarperCollins Children’s Books 2007

      Copyright © Derek Landy 2007

      Cover illustration © Tom Percival;

       Illuminated letters © Tom Percival;

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      Source ISBN: 9780007241613

       Ebook Edition © JULY 2013 ISBN: 9780007279005

       Version: 2019-06-17

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       Dedication

      This book is dedicated to my parents, John and Barbara.

      Dad – this is for your bizarrely unwavering support and unflinching faith.

      Barbs – this is for that look on your face when I told you the good news.

      I owe you absolutely everything and, y’know, I suppose it’s entirely possible that I feel some, like, degree of affection towards the two of you…

      Contents

       Title Page Copyright Note to Readers Dedication Chapter One: Stephanie Chapter Two: The Will Chapter Three: Little Girl, All Alone Chapter Four: The Secret War Chapter Five: Meeting China Sorrows Chapter Six: A Man Apart Chapter Seven: Serpine Chapter Eight: Ghastly Chapter Nine: The Troll Beneath Westminster Bridge Chapter Ten: The Gal In Black Chapter Eleven: The Little Bit Of Crime Chapter Twelve: Vampires Chapter Thirteen: The Red Right Hand Chapter Fourteen: Elemental Magic Chapter Fifteen: The Torture Room Chapter Sixteen: What’s In A Name? Chapter Seventeen: A Fabulous Rescue Indeed Chapter Eighteen: On The Roof, At Night Chapter Nineteen: The Experiment Chapter Twenty: The Family Curse Chapter Twenty One: The Cave Chapter Twenty Two: The Sceptre Of The Ancients Chapter Twenty Three: Thoughts On Dying Horribly Chapter Twenty Four: Planning For Murder Chapter Twenty Five: The White Cleaver Chapter Twenty Six: The Last Stand Of… Chapter Twenty Seven: No Calm Before The Storm Chapter Twenty Eight: Carnage Chapter Twenty Nine: Deep In Dublin, Death Chapter Thirty: An End, A Beginning About the Author Also by the Author About the Publisher

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      STEPHANIE

      Gordon Edgley’s sudden death came as a shock to everyone – not least himself. One moment he was in his study, seven words into the twenty-fifth sentence of the final chapter of his new book And