Last of the Summer Wine. Richard Webber

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      Last of The Summer Wine

      The Best of British Comedy

      The Best Scenes, Jokes and One-liners

       Richard Webber

       HarperCollinsPublishers

      Table of Contents

       Cover Page

       Title Page

INTRODUCTION

THE STORY IN A NUTSHELL

HAIL SMILING MORN OR THEREABOUTS

THE GREAT BOARDING-HOUSE BATHROOM CAPER

CHEERING UP GORDON

       FLOWER POWER CUT

       WHOOPS

       IN THE SERVICE OF HUMANITY

       CAR AND GARTER

       THE ODD DOG MEN

       A BICYCLE MADE FOR THREE

       ONE OF THE LAST FEW PLACES UNEXPLORED BY MAN

       SERENADE FOR TIGHT JEANS AND METAL DETECTOR

       FROM WELLIES TO WET SUIT

       ALL MOD CONNED

       THE WHITE MANS GRAVE

       GETTING SAM HOME

       THE LOXLEY LOZENGE

       THE MYSTERIOUS FEET OF NORA BATTY

       KEEPING BRITAIN TIDY

       ENTER THE PHANTOM

       CATCHING DIGBY’S DONKEY

       UNCLE OF THE BRIDE

       THE HEAVILY REINFORCED BOTTOM

       DRIED DATES AND CODFANGLERS

       THE REALLY MASCULINE PURSE

       WHOS FEELING EJECTED, THEN?

       EDIE AND THE AUTOMOBILE

       MERRY CHRISTMAS, FATHER CHRISTMAS

       DANCING FEET

       THAT CERTAIN SMILE

       DOWNHILL RACER

       THE DAY OF THE WELSH FERRET

       CRUMS

       RETURN OF THE WARRIOR

       THE EMPIRE THAT FOGGY NEARLY BUILT

       THE LAST SURVIVING MAURICE CHEVALIER IMPRESSION

       WAS THAT NORA BATTY SINGING?

       THE PHANTOM OF THE GRAVEYARD

       HAVE YOU GOT A LIGHT MATE?

       STOP THAT BATH

       THE GLORY HOLE

       ADOPTED BY A STRAY

       THE DEFEAT OF THE STONEWORM

       BICYCLE BONANZA

       HOW TO CREATE A MONSTER

       DESTINY AND SIX BANANAS

       BEWARE OF THE OGLETHORPE

       BEWARE THE VANILLA SLICE

       ELEGY FOR FALLEN WELLIES

       SURPRISE AT THROSTLENEST

       JUST A SMALL FUNERAL

       THE MIRACULOUS CURING OF OLD GOFF HELLIWELL

       THE CROWCROFT CHALLENGE

       I WAS A HITMAN FOR PRIMROSE DAIRIES

       TEST YOUR KNOWLEDGE

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