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Allied Zombies for Peace
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Craig Nybo
Nybo Media LLC. Books Edition, March, 2012
Copyright © 2012 by Craig Nybo
All rights reserved. Published in the United States by Nybo Media LLC. Books, Utah.
ISBN: 978-0-9884064-0-7
www.craignybo.com
Cover art:
Alexandrescu Paul
Artist website: www.lexpaul.weebly.com
Artist email: [email protected]
For Jen, always the love of my life.
December 21, 1968.
This manuscript documents, according to eyewitness accounts, the dreadful events that occured over a 42-minute time period on the morning of November 11th, 1968 in Columbus, Ohio.
The “Columbus Parade Massacre” involved the following organized factions:
The New Revolutionaries for Peace and Love (NRPL)
The Ku Klux Klan (KKK)
Veterans of the Vietnam War
Veterans of World War I
The Columbus, Ohio Police Department
The Allied Zombies for Peace (AZP)
Chapter 1
Veteran’s Day parade officials had put the Allied Zombies for Peace behind the Ku Klux Klan for the fourth year in a row and Arlo Fitzgerald, AZP leader, was furious about it. “I filed the paperwork ninety days ago.” Fitzgerald said, his useless right arm tucked into a sling across his slight chest.
“I’m following orders; not much I can do for you now,” the fat parade official said, spreading his hands defensively.
Fitzgerald bit down on his lower lip, struggling to hold his temper. He glanced over his shoulder at his constituents. Some sat in wheelchairs; others lay on the ground, ready to drag their bodies along the pavement. They looked back at him, their eyes appealing for a satisfying resolution. Marching behind the KKK would defeat the point of the AZP’s marching at all. Though the AZP had made brilliant strides against prejudice towards the undead, most people still viewed zombies as monsters. It was easy for ignorant parade spectators to lump the AZP with groups such as the KKK. For the past four years, AZP marchers had been forced to put up with a crowd stirred up to impudence by the KKK: the jeers, the catcalls, the thrown beer cans.
“Best I can do is call in a request to my boss,” the parade official said, not bothering to take off his sunglasses or to stop chewing his gum.
“Then do it.”
“Parade starts in twelve minutes. You can’t realistically expect me to reposition you before the line starts to move.”
Fitzgerald shook his head slowly, an action he often used to defuse his anger. The scattered wisps of sparse, white hair on his head flicked in the wind.
“Look, if it makes any difference, I’m willing to get on the horn and talk to my boss. If your people don’t want to march—”
“So that’s it, is it?” Fitzgerald said. “You don’t want us to march.”
“I didn’t say that.”
“You people never actually say anything; it’s all lip.”
“There’s no need to—”
“I do want you to call your boss. Tell him that I personally meet with Lyndon Johnson on a regular basis. Tell him that, unlike him, the president of this great country is not a bigot.”
“So I’ve been told. But that still doesn’t change the fact that you aren’t moving forward in the parade queue.”
Seething, clenching his one good hand into a fist, Fitzgerald bit down on his lip, suppressing the words he really wanted to say. After collecting himself for a moment, he leaned in close to the fat parade official. “The truth is, if I tell these people we are marching behind the KKK again this year, many of them will likely go home.”
The fat parade official smiled and pushed his Cincinnati Reds baseball cap back on his scalp. “Well, to be honest, that would just about make my day.”
Fitzgerald shook his head slowly and bit down on his lip again.
“You’d better tell them something; they look like they’re liable to throw a little tantrum.” The fat parade official smiled and crossed his arms over his flabby chest.
“Oh yes, I shall tell them something,” Fitzgerald said and turned away. He limped back to his constituents: a lump of spindly zombies with pennants and t-shirts that bore slogans for undead equality. Someone handed Fitzgerald a megaphone. He raised it to his mouth and clicked it on. All AZP eyes, some blue, some white with cataracts, some gone, looked at their leader. “I’m sorry to inform you that we will not be relocated to another slot in the parade queue.”
A general groan.
“It seems, though as a movement we have made tremendous progress, there are those who still would have us abused.”
The AZP marchers began to stir.
“I say, do not be disheartened. On this crisp, November day, here in the good city of Columbus, Ohio, we will march.”
Zombies nodded in solidarity, chins stout.
“Today we are, once again, the victims of prejudice. We are the victims of those who would have us crawl in the gutters, who would have us live in the trash dumps, the abandoned warehouses, the swamps, and in the root callers of this country. What they don’t realize is that we don’t march for today. We march for tomorrow, for the undead future. We are at the dawn of a new world, free of bigotry towards the black man, towards the Jew, and towards the undead.”
Undead marchers pumped their fists in the air, nodding in staunch agreement. Fitzgerald glanced over his shoulder at the fat parade official. The man appeared visibly rattled, even frightened. The